Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis'
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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🗓️ 14 March 2025
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Most humans are bisexual - claims scientist, the fellas dive into the Gabby Petito documentary, and Starbucks ex-employee claims he was harassed for being straight!
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25:22 - Belle Gibson
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1:09:46 - Is Trudeau out or what?
1:22:58 - Transmaxxing
1:36:30 - Armie Hammer doing interviews again
1:38:45 - Soccer may actually need DEI training
1:40:04 - Scientist claims most humans are bisexual
1:44:33 - Ex-Starbucks employee claims he was harassed for being straight
1:49:07 - Wrap-up
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| 0:00.0 | 33-year-old woman Penny Talbot has gone viral with an article detailing how much she loves her boyfriend's micro penis. |
| 0:06.2 | When asked to comment on the viral story, Penny said, |
| 0:08.8 | I really want to do something to show what a caring girlfriend I am. |
| 0:12.1 | Before being interrupted by her boyfriend, Jake Timms, who stormed into the house holding the article and screaming, |
| 0:17.5 | Penny, what the f*** is this? I love my boyfriend's micro penis. |
| 0:21.1 | Penny then responded by saying, yes, Jake, |
| 0:23.2 | I wanted to do something nice for you, |
| 0:24.8 | and I'm not going to apologize for trying to brighten your day. |
| 0:28.0 | To which Jake responded, |
| 0:29.4 | you used my real name, picture, and actual |
| 0:31.8 | measurements, are you fucking serious? |
| 0:33.9 | Before turning to the reporter and screaming, |
| 0:36.2 | and you have five centimeters, I mean five |
| 0:38.0 | seconds to get the fuck out of here. Jake continued, I tell this bitch, I'll pay the rent while |
| 0:42.5 | she pursues her blogging career and I walk into work to this. You know what? I've got an |
| 0:46.4 | article. How about I still love Penny despite the fact her pussy smells? Yeah, include the pH levels |
| 0:50.9 | too, so that can be a national news story. How about that, Penny? At this point, Penny began crying and yelled, |
| 0:56.0 | well, I'm sorry for complimenting you. |
| 0:58.0 | I'll never do anything nice for you ever again. |
| 1:00.0 | To which Jake replied, |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, next time you want to help, just don't, okay? |
| 1:04.0 | I'm leaving, to which Penny screamed, |
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