Podcasting During Earthquakes and Figuring Out Conjoined Twin Dynamic | Chris Distefano |Episode 164

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:00.0	Look at like how fucking swollen my toe is, what do I do?
0:04.3	I don't know.
0:06.0	That looks like a full comma.
0:08.5	Who told me he was having sex during the earthquake today?
0:10.8	Oh, good for you.
0:11.6	Did it give you an extra inch? And I rolled
0:16.0	over and Violet was there and she was like smiling at me and she grabbed my face
0:21.6	she got really close and she said mommy left forever. Welcome to Stanford everyone. We're in New York Comedy Club of Stamp in Stanford, Connecticut.
0:47.0	Mike Cannon is a day away from filming his brand new one hour special that I am producing we are sitting in the green room the audio may suck
0:57.6	We're sorry there's nothing we could do okay veto and John veto baby mouth and John the father went and got the equipment from
1:05.9	Slam magazine headquarters.
1:08.7	So we are not coming to you live from Slam magazine headquarters. And we're coming to you live
1:14.6	from the Stanford Green Room, and I think I have a broken toe.
1:19.2	When you just took off that sock,
1:21.0	it also just looked like you took off a layer of skin do you
1:24.9	that's the same color as your foot do you think my toes legitimately broken that
1:29.5	that dude that needs to come off dude this is awful this is like a night like film this just yeah I can get this this is like a problem look at like how
1:38.3	Swallin my toe is what do I do I don't know I don't know man that looks like a full comma.
1:47.1	Dude it is like beyond painful. I just have I mean my toe I
1:55.1	Jasmine thank you got a
1:58.4	coffee table that was made out of volcanic ash from Iceland so with some of the hardest material on the
2:06.2	planet and I was walking this morning to go make a I was actually I've been following different recipes online and I was
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