Will Chris Survive Dubai?? | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 165

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 10:41 Mike’s Taping 13:41 Big Booty Diver 20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps 26:02 Gays Ventura 31:57 Da New York Knicks 34:09 The Eclipse Broh 42:38 Benson Boone 48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap 50:10 Voicemail 56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER? 1:03:54 Mean Comments Support Our Sponsors Magic Mind 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos KiWiCo That’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS. Better Help This show is brought to you by Better Help Visit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafi 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You can sense to glory.
0:02.0	If this restarted something.
0:04.0	Feel it in your bone.
0:06.0	Wow!
0:07.0	A quarterfinals.
0:08.0	Unstappable. Full of vivid nerve-wracking moments
0:10.0	where every decision costs more, means more and makes history.
0:17.0	This is where the season is defined.
0:19.0	Oh, it's matching.
0:20.0	Every game.
0:22.0	The total unmissible. Every game. Total. Total.
0:23.0	Total.
0:24.0	The U-A-For Champions League, Europa League, and Conference League
0:28.0	Quarterfinals, only on TMT Sports.
0:30.0	Would you ever in your entire life guess that Tracy Morgan owns the Bronx Zoo?
0:35.6	Tracy Morgan owns the Bronx dude, Google it.
0:39.4	She's like, I don't know what's going on in your life unless you tell me and that's the way I want it.
0:43.2	They have Jasmine too, not since Mike joined.
0:46.4	Yes.
0:47.8	I'm done.
0:50.9	But feeding the baby and keeping, that's I mean diapers and have become very affordable.
0:55.6	Yeah. Dipers and baby food.
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