It's a Very Eddy Birthday Episode, J-Lo, P-Diddler & Kate Middleton | Chris Distefano | Ep 163

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more! 00:00 INTRO 03:39 Low T 09:35 Mike’s Birthday! 19:32 Da Knicks 25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse 32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood 39:10 Kate Middleton :( 43:55 P-Diddler 47:10 Chris the Junkie 49:20 J-Lo is Fake 59:48 Gen Z Be Like 1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo?? 1:10:01 POW 1:15:26 Voicemails 1:17:40 Chrissy Physical Therapissed KiWiCo 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS. Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS ForThePeople For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dialPound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Why are you pulling up new pictures of Selina Gomez?
0:02.4	Well, because it's your birthday.
0:03.6	Oh, and this is a birthday gift for you.
0:06.6	Yeah, she kind of looks like the woman that killed Selina.
0:09.8	I was nervous for the past like 20 minutes.
0:12.4	I've been like hyperventilating because I thought my head was I thought it was paralyzed just in a circle around my head
0:20.0	A fan of Mike's got his face tattooed on, I think, is it their leg?
0:25.0	It's their thigh. It's like this big, dude.
0:28.0	You're like not going to show up for the podcast one day and then we're going to get a text
0:32.0	this group chat and it's going to be just a picture of your severed head next to the tattoo. Welcome to Chrissy Chaos. Hi, I'm Slushi.
0:53.4	Welcome to Chrissy Chaos.
0:55.3	Another episode, Michael Shane Cannon.
0:58.3	Chicken Rollatine.
0:59.5	Yeah, Vito Baby Teeth, Calise, John the Father Grady, the whole crew is here, we're having fun.
1:05.1	I took some more weed, some more edibles.
1:07.4	We're coming to you live from the Slam magazine headquarters in Long Island City, Queens.
1:11.4	Slam!
1:12.4	Absolutely, you got slammed.
1:15.0	That's catching on.
1:16.0	You got, we're getting slammed like the emotionally disturbed people who are running loose
1:20.0	outside this building because the goddamn de Blasey of politics.
1:23.0	That's right. Have you seen the uptick in white women getting absolutely punched in the face?
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