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🗓️ 1 April 2024
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00.0 | Why are you pulling up new pictures of Selina Gomez? |
0:02.4 | Well, because it's your birthday. |
0:03.6 | Oh, and this is a birthday gift for you. |
0:06.6 | Yeah, she kind of looks like the woman that killed Selina. |
0:09.8 | I was nervous for the past like 20 minutes. |
0:12.4 | I've been like hyperventilating because I thought my head was I thought it was paralyzed just in a circle around my head |
0:20.0 | A fan of Mike's got his face tattooed on, I think, is it their leg? |
0:25.0 | It's their thigh. It's like this big, dude. |
0:28.0 | You're like not going to show up for the podcast one day and then we're going to get a text |
0:32.0 | this group chat and it's going to be just a picture of your severed head next to the tattoo. Welcome to Chrissy Chaos. Hi, I'm Slushi. |
0:53.4 | Welcome to Chrissy Chaos. |
0:55.3 | Another episode, Michael Shane Cannon. |
0:58.3 | Chicken Rollatine. |
0:59.5 | Yeah, Vito Baby Teeth, Calise, John the Father Grady, the whole crew is here, we're having fun. |
1:05.1 | I took some more weed, some more edibles. |
1:07.4 | We're coming to you live from the Slam magazine headquarters in Long Island City, Queens. |
1:11.4 | Slam! |
1:12.4 | Absolutely, you got slammed. |
1:15.0 | That's catching on. |
1:16.0 | You got, we're getting slammed like the emotionally disturbed people who are running loose |
1:20.0 | outside this building because the goddamn de Blasey of politics. |
1:23.0 | That's right. Have you seen the uptick in white women getting absolutely punched in the face? |
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