Podcast #98: Blurred Lines and Boobies

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2016

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we revisit the topic of cultural misappropriation, discussing how dope it is when white people use black lingo, fo shizzle. We springboard from the legitimate connection between mental ill-health and mass shootings to the illegitimate way people of a certain political persuasion use that fact (*cough*Republicans*cough*), and then take a caller's question about why evangelicals stopped hating Mormons all of a sudden (what a waste, they were such easy targets). We then turn our attention to the sad plight of holocaust survivor Emily Ratajkowski—wait, did we say "holocaust survivor"? We meant incredibly beautiful millionaire model who STILL hasn't won on Oscar despite being 24 years old and having had supporting roles in two whole movies (don't laugh, it's hard for her!). We weigh in on Barry Bonds's charge of racism toward rich white kids who act black, which is straight-up whack, and then consider what it might be like to have a President whose spouse totally has orgies with sex slaves (true story). Our "Dick Move, God" segment teaches us that it's OK to stab your kids if it gets you off the hook for lying, and finally, Christian is biebered by the apparent black hole into which his kitchen items get sucked, while Jason's bieber has to do with how hard it is to operate windshield wipers.

Also, too many silent pauses? That's.... .... .... .... .... ...ridiculous.

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0:00.0	Hello, Jason.
0:01.7	What's up?
0:02.8	How's it going?
0:03.6	Good. How are you? I'm good. Good. Yeah. Glad to hear it. Yeah. A couple things, a couple orders of business before we get started. Wow. Look at you. Just jumping right in and deep end. First is one of our faithful listeners, Gary McAlpins, son was diagnosed last week with leukemia, and they have set up a GoFundMe page for him.
0:25.7	His son's name is Kai, K-A-I, and the Go-Fund me page is go-fund-me.com slash Kai McAlpin, K-A-I-M-C-A-L-P-I-N.
0:39.8	So we donated to help, and I noticed that a few of our listeners have, too, which is cool.
0:47.4	And we put a thing on our Facebook page about it, which we sponsored to try to get more people to see it.
0:52.4	Yeah.
0:53.0	And if you are so inclined and you have the means to go and help the McAlpens, they've got a long road ahead of them with Kai. And I think he's about two years old. Yeah, I mean, he's adorable. Adorable little kid. It's heartbreaking. Yeah, they set up a Facebook page for him too. I think it's called Warrior Kai or something like that.
1:13.7	But yeah, if some of our listeners would feel like helping them out, that's a tough thing to go through.
1:20.0	And I'm sure they could use some help.
1:22.1	Yeah.
1:22.8	And secondly, love and whiskey.
1:25.9	Yes.
1:27.2	This is not any kind of official sponsorship thing at all, but we just love Sarah, and she's a long-time listener.
1:33.4	I've known her since we were teenagers, and she has a great boutique that you visited in Brooke down in Orange County.
1:40.4	We were there a couple weeks ago, and not only did Brooke love it and buy some stuff, but Sarah had some maple bacon donuts for us. Which I thought you were like against. I thought you were against those. When she said she had those for you, I thought, oh, but Christian's not going to be okay with that. I know. But you ate them anyway. Well, she posted a picture of one on Facebook,
2:00.9	and it actually looked really good. And it wasn't like a big piece of bacon. No, no. It was like sprinkled bacon. I've had it before. And it was warm and it looked good. Yeah. And she gave us half a dozen donuts and they're all different kinds. I think two of them were the maple bacon. Okay. But they were really good.
2:16.2	But anyway, her store is super cool.
2:18.1	Yeah.
2:18.3	You can also get your hair did there because... were the maple bacon. Okay. But they were really good. But anyway, her store is super cool.
2:18.1	Yeah.
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