This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with the age-old question, "Should the Tesla Motor Company be pronounced like the metal band "Tesla" from the '80s, or does CEO Elon Musk have the right to just change the pronunciation on a whim? And what gives him that right?" We then take a voice mail asking what our respective protocols would be if we were diagnosed with cancer (as in, who would we tell, and when?), and our answers sum up our personalities pretty perfectly. We take listeners' questions concerning gun rights, what the hell "grace perfects nature" means, and whether Christian feels the pull back toward Christianity or will just continue hardening his heart against Jesus. We spend a few moments discussing all the so-called scientific studies that are popping up everywhere proving stuff like "men who think about boobs are less likely to contract Crohn's Disease," and then turn our attention to the "courtship" alternative to dating that many Christian's have adopted and been screwed over by. Lastly, we tackle the issue of "cultural (mis)appropriation," which says that white guys can't have dreadlocks. Can white people have dreadlocks? A poignant question indeed, which is why we discuss it.

Also, America is the only civilized western country where the plotline of Breaking Bad makes even the least bit of sense.