Podcast #96: Guns of Anarchy
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2016
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors: On his road to ruining the U.S.A., has Donald Trump also ruined our hopes of the one thing we were looking forward to this summer: a contested Republican convention? Will autonomous automobiles drive with the same knack for self-preservation that humans do, and if not, can we change that setting? Do airlines intentionally make sure that there is at all times at least one pilot in the cockpit who is going to hell? Is Sons of Anarchy an accurate representation of how guns get into the wrong hands? Is the new documentary Under the Gun just the first step in lulling Americans into a false sense of security so that Obama can finally make good on his secret plans to confiscate 300 million guns in the last 200 days of his presidency? Is Canada counting on the unlikability of whomever is elected President of the United States to help populate an island in Nova Scotia? Is the support technician on the other end of the phone really dealing with a slow computer or do they just need to finish updating their Facebook status? Finally, will no part of America be spared? Jason turns his sights from The South to The Midwest.
Also, if Jason and Christian were to get gay-married, which one of them would be the bride?
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| 0:55.0 | Thank you, Chichie Sibyl. |
| 1:05.0 | How's it going? |
| 1:07.1 | Good, are we on? |
| 1:07.9 | We are on live from Snoqualamie washington yeah how's work oh dude i'm just |
| 1:16.5 | been on my feet all day i've been on my feet i think i'm working nine straight eight and a half hour |
| 1:22.2 | days oh yeah well because i i was off monday and tuesday so wednesday thursday friday |
| 1:27.4 | saturday sunday monday tuesday wednesday you should join a union so you don't have to do stuff like that. I know, dude. Whatever happened to child labor loss or something. Yeah, dude, I'm sorry. When you were at work, I fell asleep out in the sun. It's like... We've switched lives. It's like Freaky friday is freaky friday i was gonna say the parent |
| 1:45.9 | trap and it was one of those old disney movies with lindsay lohan in it yeah uh jody foster was |
| 1:50.1 | an original freaky friday wasn't she oh hitty yeah what why i don't know she was awesome um so |
| 1:55.8 | yeah dude it's good i really like my job that's cool cool. I'm working at the Salish Lodge. |
| 2:06.6 | Does every other couple that comes in, just look at them and you go, you're having an affair? |
| 2:11.2 | Yeah, it'll be like, hey, yeah, I need to pay this in cash. |
| 2:12.4 | Yeah. |
| 2:16.2 | I want to, there's so many things I want to say that I can't. Yeah. |
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