Podcast #95: A Tender Conscience in a Pluralistic World

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2016

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Episode #95 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a voicemail suggesting that we may have engaged in a bit of gender stereotyping in a recent episode, but since the caller was a woman we immediately dismissed her as hysterical and emotionally out of control. Jason's personality is then diagnosed, with the fairly accurate prognosis that he is utterly unfit for gainful employment. We then delve into the issue of the relationship between one's own conscience and his responsibility to the public good, and afterwards issue an invitation to colonize with us a new nation should Donald Trump ever become president. We discuss whether robots could ever destroy humanity from a religious point of view, and speaking of religion, Christian introduces us to the term "ignosticism" and our "Dick Move, God" segment introduces us to a newly-made orphan. Christian is biebered by people who can't intellectually walk and chew gum at the same time, and Jason's bieber proves that only he can prevent forest fires.

Also, for the love of all things holy, can a black woman get diarrhea on TV just once?

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0:46.4	god bless america dick bush out welcome back oh thank you. How was Friday Harbor?
0:55.2	Oh, it was great. Just got back a couple hours ago. Nice little, little getaway. Nice. Yeah, it was cool. Cool little town. You've been there, right? You were just there. Yeah, I've been there a couple times. Yeah, Brooke and I were just there two weeks ago, I think. Yeah. For a night. Yeah, that is awesome. Yeah.
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1:12.7	That's where, you know, back in two, you're okay.
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1:15.9	I get tired.
1:16.9	That's where back in 2010 I went on that boat for a week and had that great time, you know,
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