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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #94: Sacred Propaganda, Secular Morality

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2016

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

DXP #94 begins with a brief lament over the death of one of pop culture's most beloved and talented icons (but enough about Chyna), and then we address the recent barrage of faith-based films and the agenda behind them. We spend a fair bit of time addressing the relationship between religion and morality (as in, how immoral are atheists on a scale of four to ten?), after which we take a call asking us to compare and contrast bakers and The Boss. We discuss our recent "bathroom meme" and the differences, if any, between laws restricting gun ownership and laws restricting rape (turns out, rapists are among society's most conscientious rule-keepers. Who knew?). Our "Feeding Friendsy" segment deals with the response to the new $20 bill, and "Dick Move, God" introduces us to a man whose wife was raped by Yahweh's favorite guy ever. Christian is biebered by having to tolerate the intolerant, while Jason's bieber has to do with people who make math too simple.

Also, is it wrong for the petri dishes that contain human embryos to be made in inhumane conditions?

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up?

0:03.8

Dude, have we ever...

0:05.1

Just a little bit early to be drinking.

0:06.2

I was going to say...

0:07.0

Like, have we ever drunk this early in the day?

0:11.3

Yes, on a cruise.

0:13.6

Ah, like, yeah.

0:14.5

I'm okay if it's warm and I'm on a beach and I'm on vacation.

0:17.9

And I have like a rum and pineapple juice or something.

0:20.2

Yeah, or starting out in the morning with a screwdriver or some people like Bloody

0:24.1

Mary's in the morning or mimosa.

0:26.2

This is not that.

0:27.4

No.

0:28.6

It's noon.

0:29.4

Yeah, we're starting out with whiskey and a shot.

0:31.5

Yeah.

0:32.3

Because I've got plans later and we need to record early.

0:35.9

So yeah.

0:37.2

This is how dedicated we are. Plus, I'm

0:40.0

unbelievably a little bit sick again. Get out of town. Yeah, I have a bit of a, I think I just got a

0:44.8

slight cold. My throat is hurting really bad right now. Shut the front door. So the idea of drinking

0:49.9

is even, I don't even know if I would feel like drinking at 5 p.m. today.

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