Podcast #91: Corrections & Elections

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2016

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

This episode begins with a brief update on how our "Late for Lent" experiments are going, after which we launch into a series of corrections of all the misinformation and ignorance we disseminated in our last episode (in our defense, lady-parts are complicated). We then take a couple calls from Presbyterians who betray everything they stand for by listening to our show (which gives one of us no small amount of satisfaction), after which we talk about Trump a little bit, which is always fun. Jason answers a listener's question about why he is still a Catholic, and Christian describes our experience caucusing for Bernie a couple weeks ago (we had to interact with the public face-to-face [shudder]). Our "Feeding Friendsy" segment launches us into a theological rant about how Jews aren't so special after all, after which we share our biebers—Jason is biebered by selective evidence from gun cultists, while Christian's bieber has to do with ignorance and the legal system.

Also, and not to be ethnocentric or anything, but other cultures are just wrong a lot of the time. There, we said it.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey y'all.
0:03.0	Hey y'all, it's the drunk ex-pastors podcast.
0:27.2	If you would like to support these boys, there's all kinds of ways that you can do this.
0:31.3	First and foremost, you just go on to Facebook and Twitter, and you just follow them and share them a little bit.
0:37.0	Other thing you can do is go over to your favorite podcast app and just click that little
0:41.3	subscribe button there.
0:42.7	It's not hard at all, okay?
0:45.2	And this other thing is, is go on over to iTunes and write a real, real nice review.
0:51.5	That helps big time, okay?
0:56.7	And then this other fun thing you can do is it's an Amazon thing. And what you do is you go to drunk ex-pastors whack Amazon and you shop just like
1:03.1	normal. Order all your stuff like you're always going to get and just wait for your packages
1:07.4	to come in. And meanwhile, the ex-pastors get a little bit of money and it didn't cost you nothing extra so easy it's like painless and this other thing is kind of fancy sound that's called patreon or patreon or patreon.com
1:20.4	sounds french or something i don't know what it means but what you do is you go there and you um you put in patreoncom Whack drunk ex-pastors.
1:30.7	And then you can like sort of kind of tie a little bit to them.
1:35.3	I mean, it's not tied.
1:36.5	It's kind of like tied that.
1:37.7	Just a little bit of money goes a long way and just do that for them.
1:40.9	That would be so sweet of you if you just do that for them, don't you think?
1:44.5	And this other, other, other thing. This is my favorite part. They have a phone number and you can
1:49.0	call in and the number is two one three nine seven drunk. That's two one three nine seven drunk and
1:56.5	you call it and you say something on the on the little recorder thing and then just maybe maybe maybe
2:00.6	they will play it on the podcast. I ain't even kidding. And you get to be famous for a teeny, teeny, teeny tiny, tiny bit of time. That's cool. And I ain't kidding. I ain't kidding. That works sometimes. Okay? So, anyway, I better get out of the way. I got to go the grocery store. But here it is. Here comes the drunk ex-pastors. Here comes Mr. Jason Stelman and Mr. X Christian Kingery. I'm praying for that last one. Wow.
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