Podcast #90: Bad Friday, Easter Monday

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2016

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with an impromptu discussion about whether beauty is objective or merely in the eye of the beholder, and then sit at the feet of Microsoft's new AI chatbot, Tay, and seek to learn from her wisdom and sensitivity. We delve into the Twitter feud between Trump and Cruz and segue into the complete clown show that is the 2016 Republican Party. The remainder of our time is spent discussing Holy Week (hint: the math is all wrong), touching upon such topics as whether history written by believers can be trusted and whether the story of Jesus is too NC-17 for those little children that Christ said heaven will be filled with. In our "Dick Move, God" segment we are introduced to a man whose honeymoon didn't go as expected, and Christian is biebered by the clothes he buys at wholesale warehouses while Jason's bieber has to do with how inconvenienced he is by things that are actually really, really convenient.

Also, at final count we believe it was three distinct episodes of The Twilight Zone that Jason conflated into one.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Drunk X Pastors, you lucky ducks.
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0:47.3	And now the boys themselves, Christian Kingery and Jason Stelman, your drunk ex-pastors.
0:59.5	So awesome.
1:00.4	That was Sam Walker.
1:01.5	Yeah.
1:01.9	And ironically, that's just how he talks all the time.
1:04.9	He's not turning it on for the mic or at all.
1:08.6	He does have a great radio voice, which we've mentioned before. Yeah. Yeah. So thanks for doing that, Sam. Yeah. That'll be our Price is Right intro. Uh-huh. Yeah. I told him he should get a job at going. And now you're the next contestant on the Price is Right. He mispronounced your last name, though. It's supposed to be Kingsley or Kingerly. Yeah. Or kindgery. Yeah. I don't get that. It doesn't seem like a difficult name to me. It just seems like you just look at it and say it just like it looks. I know. But nope. My whole life. And I was talking to Chloe the other day. She gets the same things. And she gets the same things I got when I was a kid.
1:45.6	Kingerly is the most common one.
1:46.9	But then kindgery.
2:00.0	Kindery and Kingerly. Who, but who would, I don't understand the Kinjury one. Well, I don't understand the putting an L there. Why? E.R.Y is more common than E R Y. Right. Like hatchery, fishery, cannery.
2:00.5	Uh-huh.
2:03.3	Like, I mean, people don't accidentally put L's on those words.
2:03.7	Yeah.
2:03.7	I don't get it remember that time we were going to go see that band the bravery right but we didn't
2:09.3	we didn't feel like it so we just sold our tickets at the door at the last minute and came home it was
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