Podcast #92: Dude Looks Like a Lady
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2016
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a verbally abusive voicemail which, it turns out, we not only endure but love (not sure what that says about us). We then discuss whether "living and letting live" is something only atheists can do as well as take our very last call about music theory (we promise). We take calls about the possibility of America's first Jewish president and the validity of the so-called generation gap between Millennials and X-ers, after which we weigh in on one of our listeners finding her husband's loaded gun lying around the house (hey, better safe than sorry, right?). We discuss a recent study involving turning sex into some chore you've gotta do every single day (shudder), and then talk about the controversial LGBT "bathroom law" that the legislature recently passed in Xenophobiaville, USA (it's in the South. And don't worry, they won't be offended since they don't know what "xenophobia means). And Jason is biebered by the threat of robots.
Also, we got three words for you: Treat. Yo. Self.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, listeners. It is because of you that the drunk ex-pastors are able to do what they love, |
| 0:11.9 | which is make people laugh, think, consider, and argue via the internet. They know you love being |
| 0:17.7 | involved, and they appreciate it so much. If you haven't already, subscribe to the podcast on a podcast app. |
| 0:24.8 | Leave a review on iTunes. |
| 0:26.4 | It only takes a moment to leave five stars and a sentence or two. |
| 0:29.9 | Follow and share on Facebook and Twitter. |
| 0:32.0 | This way, you are always up to date on the latest comment or, which we all enjoy. |
| 0:36.6 | Or, if you want to voice your opinion |
| 0:38.5 | the old-fashioned way, call 213-97 drunk and leave a voicemail. I promise you will be heard. |
| 0:46.4 | When shopping online, use their Amazon link, Druck Ex Pastors, Wack Amazon, buy some whiskey, |
| 0:52.6 | and then send it to them. They get a little bit of a kick from |
| 0:56.0 | your purchase, and you will further fuel their habit, which is all for your entertainment, |
| 1:00.3 | of course. Now, here's the best part, Patreon.com Wack drunk ex-pastors. You can pledge money |
| 1:07.7 | per podcast or per month, whichever you like. If there are five new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian will go full-on atheist and never look back. |
| 1:17.6 | If there are 10 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Jason will let one of you pick a new religion for him. |
| 1:24.6 | If there are 50 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian and Jason |
| 1:29.7 | will switch lives for a year and document it on the podcast every week. Thank you all again |
| 1:35.0 | so much for listening. And now, here are your drunk ex-pastors. Why do I? No, I won't do any of that |
| 1:42.5 | stuff. Why do I feel so soothed and relaxed right now |
| 1:46.2 | Thanks Amanda |
| 1:48.7 | That was Amanda Rye one of our faithful |
| 1:50.9 | Yes |
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