Podcast #87: What Would Bernie Eat?
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2016
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
This episode begins with a solemn reflection on Americans' porn preferences (really, Wyoming?), after which we begin a discussion on food and diet, to which we return toward the end of the show. Christian shares his experiences at his recent "team building" meeting among his sales and marketing associates, all of which makes Jason sad. We take a call from a listener who chides Christian for his alleged misuse of the term "literally," but much to Jason's disgust his co-host explains why the caller was in fact wrong (all of this leads to a diatribe from Jason on poo-poo etiquette, we'll just leave it at that). We break down Super Tuesday and insult a bunch of people in the process, and then spend some time searching through a Christian movie website's catalogue of family-friendly films. We follow up on the Kesha controversy, and then address whether Hollywood is hypocritical in its selective outrage as displayed in movies like Spotlight. We finish up trying to understand why black people are just so much more criminal than everyone else.
Also, calling America the "greatest nation on earth" when you've never traveled is about the most meaningless compliment ever.
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| 0:00.0 | You're going to be able to do this? |
| 0:03.5 | I don't like change. |
| 0:04.9 | No, I'm not going to lie about that. |
| 0:08.4 | That's in my way. |
| 0:09.7 | So I moved the podcast studio into my office. |
| 0:15.6 | I'm telling people who are listening. |
| 0:17.4 | Oh, Ron. |
| 0:18.1 | Okay. |
| 0:18.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.8 | Because you look confused about why I'm telling you that because you're like, |
| 0:23.4 | I know I'm sitting in your office. |
| 0:24.4 | I know. |
| 0:24.8 | I've been complaining about it for like half an hour. |
| 0:28.1 | So I've had the podcast studio in my office or in my bedroom and I put, |
| 0:33.9 | some of you may remember that I put foil over the windows before last summer to keep out the light, not for the podcast, but for me because it was waking me up in the morning. Yeah. And I have a rather large television in my room, all the stuff. I'm trying to, I think that... You're trying to become a better person. Yeah, I don't think it's going to work. Probably not. I'm probably wasting much of money and time and you're uncomfortable right now just to try to make me a better person. |
| 0:56.9 | I'm sitting in like one of those wooden cheap-ass like kitchen table style chairs. I'm used to sitting in like a nice big old, you know, chair with arms like puffy, you know, comfy, you know, comfy chair. Yeah, I'm not going to. But this is temporary. I mean, it might be this way for a little bit, but I'm, I'm, I'm not, I'm not making any, any promises to be back next week. I just, the, the, the no light coming into my room, which didn't really have anything to do with the podcast, but the no light coming to my room. And it was just getting harder and harder to get out of bed like ever. |
| 1:28.5 | And that huge TV in there. |
| 1:30.4 | And so I think it was contributing to me feeling a bit depressed. |
| 1:35.8 | So now I'm getting up when the light wakes me up. |
| 1:38.0 | So I can think of all kinds of better reasons for you to be depressed. |
| 1:41.4 | For example. |
| 1:43.4 | Go on. Well, you've been sick for like six months straight. For example. Go on. |
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