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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #86: Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 29 February 2016

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

This episode of DXP begins with our bitching and moaning about our various tax- and credit card-related hassles, after which Jason insists on addressing the controversy surrounding Kesha and her allegations of sexual assault by her producer (a discussion that Christian wants absolutely no part of), leading us into the broader issues surrounding these kinds of he said / she said situations. We take a voicemail from a couple fellow podcasters about Lent, and then we move into the topic of taxes (precipitated by a Facebook experiment that Christian conducted), wondering aloud why those who object to taxes being used for education rarely seem to have a problem with them being used for endless warfare. We then turn our attention to Donald Trump, spending most of our remaining time wringing our hands and fretting. Our "Feeding Friendsy" segment addresses the scary and imminent prospect of Obama personally administering the Mark of the Beast, and we conclude with disclosing the real reason why we're all about to die.


Also, Obama killed Osama? Psssh! Which president hasn't?

Transcript

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0:00.0

five four three rolling yeah in my five point oh with the rack top down so my hair can blow rolling down

0:12.2

the river rolling what other songs still have the word rolling in it sure there's a lot rolling in the deep

0:19.5

by adela rolling down the street smoking in dough, sipping on gin and juice. Isn't that a song rolling in the deep by Adele? With my mind and my money on my money. I don't know. I don't know Adele's music. That was Culeo, wasn't it? Gankious Paradise. No, it was Snoop. Oh, I would imagine the, with my money on my mind and my mind on my money is a pretty

0:43.2

common lyric.

0:44.5

Yeah, that was racist.

0:47.3

Among white rappers.

0:48.8

Yeah, right.

0:49.6

Malcolm Moore.

0:50.3

Yeah.

0:51.6

Right.

0:52.5

How's it going, dude?

0:53.5

It's going so terribly shitty. I can't even express it to you. I know. And you're not allowed. You can't even say why because the entity that you're mad at will come after you. It's the mafia. Yeah. I've been working with the IRS on a deal to take care of some back taxes for a long time. And I finally got how much back taxes?

1:11.7

I finally, I think I've mentioned it in an earlier podcast. If you want to know, you can go find it. Okay. But I finally got the deal done last year after four years, back and forth. I paid it all off as quick as I could. And now they've lost one of the payments, which was a pretty good size payment. And so they took a payment out of another payment I had to make for 2013 in December.

1:31.1

And I just got a letter half an hour ago from them saying like, well, you owe us another $1,900. And I'm just like, no. And the thing is they've confirmed. That's like half of the total amount you owed. They've confirmed receipt of the payment already to me in December. And they cashed the checks. And they cashed the checks. And so then they came back and said, we don't have it. And I'm like, you already confirmed receipt of it. And they said, well, sorry, we don't have it now. And so then I sent them copies of all the cashed checks and the dates, which correspond with the original dates of when they said they received it. And then that was three weeks ago. And now I just got a letter from them saying, you owe us this much money. Yeah. It's like you can't. It's one thing to lose a check. But if you cashed it, you didn't lose it. Yeah. It's in your account. Yeah. You can't be like, well, I can't find that check that I deposited. Yeah. No, it's gone now.

2:20.5

So it's in your account. Yeah. You can't be like, well, I can't find that check that I deposited. Yeah. No, it's gone now. So it's just maddening. Yeah, I feel for you. Yeah. Well, here is my story of the day. Okay. I got this email. So some credit card that when I bought by the way, the IRS was very, very nice to me to work with me. I just want to say that.

2:34.9

And to the NSA,

2:35.6

who's also listening.

2:36.6

Yeah.

2:37.2

It was very kind of them to work with me.

2:38.8

I'm very thankful.

2:39.8

Yeah. They gave me lots of time. They worked, I'm like very appreciative. Yeah. I just wish that it would be over. It should have been over with five months ago.

2:46.4

I just hate this stuff, dude.

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