Podcast #88: Are You There, God? It's us, the Drunk Ex-Pastors

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2016

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

We begin episode #88 of DXP by discovering, through sheer trial and error, that veganism is just cannibalism in seed form. We respectfully and dignifiedly make fun of the pro-gun woman whose toddler shot her, and then address an off-color metaphor (ahem) that one of us used in our last episode (doesn't matter who). We take a phone call asking about the prudence of voting for the lesser of two evils, which confused us because we were under the impression that that's what all voting just is. We then turn our attention to the existence of God, tackling such thorny topics as the problem of evil, free will, the Holocaust, and that one kid who died, went to heaven and saw a bunch of amazing stuff, and then came back to tell about it (scoring a killer book deal in the process, as luck would have it). We discuss the nature of evidence and probability when used to argue God's existence, all of which Christian thinks is just bullshit. Our "Dick Move, God!" segment introduces us to a man whose prospects for love were shattered by a bunch of construction workers, and finally, Jason is biebered by hotel amenities, while Christian's bieber involves that Geico lizard.

Also, this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors is brought to you by sarsaparilla. "Sarsaparilla: That stuff that only agnostics and cowboys drink."

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0:00.0	Hi, Dick Bush here.
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0:46.4	god bless america dick bush out what's up is this better a little bit better a little, well... Dude, I went to the store. I bought new chairs. I got this whole thing set up. It better be more than a little bit better. Okay, it's better. Okay. All right. You're referring, for those of you who missed last week, to the fact that we moved the recording equipment into your office.
1:12.2	Right.
1:13.1	Which last week was kind of uncomfortable just because we're sort of sitting across a desk from one another.
1:17.8	It was comfortable for me because I could put my legs under the desk.
1:21.3	You were on the other side of the desk where there's nowhere to, there's like a
1:24.2	use of wood there.
1:26.0	You can't put your legs anyway.
1:26.9	And I sit at like such an angle anyway that I'm just almost slumped over it lying down. Right. Whether I'm driving. If you ever get in a car after Jason has driven it. Yeah. You'll probably hurt yourself. Yeah. And then you'll have to put your chair back up to like a normal position. Yeah. You'll be like somebody must have been sleeping in this before. Right. Whoever parked this last month is just laid here and taking a nap. When I, when I'm driving, I'm looking through in between the top of my steering wheel and below it, the top of my dash. I'm like a low rider. That's funny. But no, we got these chairs on sale. Yeah, these are nice.
2:01.0	These are good chairs.
2:02.0	Regularly $200.
2:02.9	We got them for $109.
2:03.9	And they're not recliners, but they're fake leather. Oh, these are fake leather? They're vegan. They're vegan chairs. Yeah, that's right. They're not animal products. I wouldn't want real leather. Right? Who does?
2:13.9	Yeah.
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