What's up, dude? Happy New Year. Happy New Year. How's it going? Yeah, it's going all right. I'm three days away, no, four, three, one, two, four days away from my hip surgery.

Dude, that's nuts. It's on the ninth? Yeah. Yeah, I check in on Tuesday morning at 7 a.m.

And then what time do you get released like that day, right?

No, I thought I did, but they have me scheduled for an overnight stay.

Oh, dang.

Which is cool because if I stay overnight in the hospital, State Farm pays me $2,500.

Yeah, I need to figure out how you...

You never go to the hospital.

What was the last time you were in the emergency room or the hospital?

I've never been.

Yeah, you would completely lose money on this deal.

Yeah, but if I, I would, I'd figure it out, man.

I'd throw myself in front of a car or something.

You know, $2,500 bucks?

Yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, I'm... somebody asked me if I was nervous about it, and I'm like, I don't, I don't, I'm not nervous

because, first of all, I feel like dying under anesthesia is probably the best way to go.

Like, that's probably the most ideal way to die.

Yeah, for everybody.

Because it's like no one has to discover you. Your kids aren't traumatized. No one has to clean up a mess. Yeah. And for me, I'm going into it knowing that death is a possibility. I'm going, it's not like I'm going to bed at night. Oh, it's a tragic. He died in his sleep, which is probably the second best way to go.

It's like I'm going into it willingly, intentionally being put to sleep, knowing I could not

wake up. It's like there's no possible better way to die, I think. Yeah, probably when I'm like

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