Podcast #468: Millennials, Space Exploration, and Prehistoric Jetsons
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2024
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a voice mail from a caller insisting that Millennials are, in fact, interesting. We discuss the Navajo Nation's demand that moon exploration is sacrilege and branch out from there to discuss space travel more broadly. We hear from another caller about advanced prehistoric civilizations, and then share biebers involving soap and department stores.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey. |
| 0:01.8 | What's up, Gimp? |
| 0:03.4 | I just, I hope everybody appreciates the treacherous journey I just made down to the basement |
| 0:08.6 | because if there is a staircase that is worse than the one going to my basement, that would |
| 0:14.5 | be pretty scary because mine, they're like, no stair is this is, it has the same width as |
| 0:19.3 | any other stair. |
| 0:20.3 | No stair has any the same height as any other stair. No stair has the same height as any other stair. |
| 0:22.8 | They're all completely opposite, like not opposite, but different from each other. |
| 0:26.7 | The only more dangerous staircase are the ones in those MCS shirt paintings. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.5 | Those optical illusions that don't go anywhere. |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.3 | I will say this. Speaking of treacherous, we'll finish your story say this speaking of treacherous we'll finish your story |
| 0:39.6 | but i i was speaking of treacherous stair journeys but go ahead well um there's also no handrail |
| 0:45.9 | and oh yeah for half of it there's no wall on the side i would use to steady myself because |
| 0:52.9 | i you have to use a cane with my right hand. |
| 0:55.4 | So I can't even put my hand on the wall for half of it because it's like it's like a half wall or |
| 0:59.8 | whatever. So like I mean I'm just getting around just kind of barely from my hip surgery on a cane |
| 1:06.7 | right now. But to go down these stairs to get down here is like I'm sure my doctor if he saw |
| 1:12.4 | me doing it would be just like going oh my god what are you doing right now because |
| 1:16.1 | the big the big thing they say is whatever you do in the next like six to eight |
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