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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #466: Humanity, Antiquity, and Butt Stuff

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7565 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of DXP we hear from a caller challenging our assertion that conservative Christianity demands young-earth creationism, from which we springboard into a discussion of the nature of antiquity in general and humanity in particular. We then take another call about the alleged prostate G-spot, which leads to all kinds of gross butt stuff. Biebers involve vehicle interfaces and broccoli.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What is up?

0:02.2

Hey, how's it going?

0:03.5

Good.

0:04.5

Good.

0:05.5

So you're happy that you sound good now.

0:09.7

I was told I sound good in this last one.

0:12.6

You were told that you sounded better than I did.

0:15.3

Well, that's just natural.

0:17.7

That's just the natural.

0:19.1

That wasn't from the microphone.

0:20.2

That's just from your voice. But we even had trouble this time

0:24.4

because it's like I got new headphones

0:26.6

so I could hear both of us in my

0:28.7

both my ears. But that

0:30.6

messed up the speaker

0:32.4

Yeah.

0:35.2

It's never, it's never easy.

0:37.1

It seems like it was easy for the first eight years. You mean when you lived here and recorded it in person? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then you had to go move away. Yep. Yeah. Had to go abandon me here in Washington State. And what's the point? It's cold and raining here. It's like literally 60 degrees outside. It's freezing. It's freezing. Fuck off.

1:00.4

I walked outside my deck this morning to go to the gym and my deck was frosted with the ice. So I probably watched about 17 videos today of people eating shit trying to walk outside their house

1:12.9

and slipping on their frozen front porch.

1:17.2

It's amazing.

1:18.2

My favorite are the ones when you have like an ice storm and the cars are just all sliding down the road and do each other, especially in Seattle because it's so hilly.

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