Podcast #450: Debates, Monoliths, and Insurrectionists
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2023
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
We kick off this episode with some brief reflections on the recent Republican presidential debate, and then discuss how Russia FOR SURE didn't assassinate that one coup leader dude. We talk about a retired guy who builds monolithic structures in his backyard in his spare time, and then speed through random thoughts involving stretchy jeans, Indiana Jones, car antennas, and left vs. right. "Pastor Jack's Off" returns, and we share biebers involving traffic and bread bags.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up? Hey, how's it going? Good. Do you have a drink? No. I don't have any liquor. What? I don't have any. I don't drink. I don't, I haven't been drinking. You were drunk the other night. What? You told me you were drunk the other night. Dude, I was so... I wasn't that drunk. |
| 0:56.1 | The night we were supposed to record the podcast. It's because of Sam. It's Sam's fault. No, dude, that night. So that last night I hung out with Eric Landry, my friend from Seminary, your friend from Bible College. Yeah. And then the night before that, I hung out with Sam. But when I hung out with Sam, like, we went to Pizza Port in San Clementi, and we had, like, a pitcher of IPA. So it's like three IPAs at like 7.2%. And then we walked down to the pier and had, like, a few rum cocktails. Yeah. And so by the time I got home, dude, I got home at like 11 o'clock at night and I just came upstairs to the couch and just like crashed for like two hours. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah. And I woke up at like 1.30 in the morning and like started my night. I'm like, |
| 1:05.1 | all right. I'm going to watch some TV, you know, but I'm not drinking at home. and so I don't have any, like, booze. |
| 1:13.1 | Well, you're going to need to get some so we can do the podcast correctly. |
| 1:16.6 | We'll just, hold on a second. |
| 1:18.8 | I got some. |
| 1:21.8 | I mean, I don't really like you when you're sober. |
| 1:24.1 | Actually, maybe I really don't like you when I'm sober. |
| 1:26.8 | Maybe that's what it is. I don't know. Okay. Well, I've got a little drink here. So this is our first time attempted to do this remotely. Yeah. And we've got software that we didn't have during the pandemic, which hopefully makes a little bit better and easier to do. So far, it's like we're talking in real time. It's really fast. Yeah, there's no lag on my end. Like it's like, because normally when we're doing Zoom or V-Mix or whatever we're using, it's like, I just try not to have like even have any listening responses because it's going to they're going to come too late and it's going to interrupt you. But it feels, at least, to me, that we're talking in real time. Yeah. But this isn't an experiment. We'll see how it goes. We'll see what it sounds like. It's recording our tracks separately, and then it's going to meld them together for us, which we've never tried. So we're using riverside.fm. |
| 2:18.0 | So hopefully it works. |
| 2:19.2 | I wanted to use a couple other ones. |
| 2:21.0 | It's like squadcast, but it doesn't allow you to add audio to a recording |
| 2:24.9 | while you're actually recording. |
| 2:27.2 | So we wouldn't be able to do Pastor Jacks off, which we want to be able to do. |
| 2:33.9 | Anyway, I don't, we always say this. |
| 2:36.2 | I don't have a ton of stuff for today, but I know you've got stuff going on in a little |
| 2:41.2 | bit and I do too, so this won't be a super long podcast, but this will be a good test, |
| 2:47.3 | episode 450, to see how this is going to work with you living in California and me being here. |
| 2:51.4 | Did you see Donald Trump's mugshot? |
| 2:54.3 | It's everywhere. |
| 2:55.2 | How could I not have seen it? |
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