Podcast #449: Healthcare, Child Labor, and Demonic Cosplay
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we learn that one of us is still apparently a pastor, calling into question this entire podcast. We discuss pink-eye and the American healthcare system, and then talk about recent legislation allowing children to serve liquor. "Pastor Jack's Off" returns and allows us to weigh in on everything from Catholicism, to Hawaii, to demonic aliens. Biebers involve road work and non-disturbing videos.
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, guess what? |
| 0:01.9 | What? |
| 0:02.7 | I'm the same as you now. Oh. I'm ordained. Ah, I think mine was revoked. Really? Yeah. So you can pull rank on me. Yeah. As an ordained minister, let me tell you a few things. In the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? The Universal Life Church. Ah, of course. Yeah. That's a good one. No. Yeah. Sounds great. |
| 0:23.7 | I think everyone should have life. the church of the flying spaghetti monster the universal life church ah of course yeah have you |
| 0:20.8 | heard of it no yeah sounds great um i think everyone should have life so it's a good they're off |
| 0:27.0 | a good start yeah i'm into i'm into universal life why not um no i they're not pro life that's ironic |
| 0:33.8 | right with universal life church are you pro life pro life of course no pro life people aren't No. Yeah. But you'd think with that name, you'd be as pro-life as you can think of. Right. But apparently not. Yeah. Although you did bring up that thing. I don't have another outline to discuss today, but about abortion and child abuse. |
| 0:55.4 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:55.8 | That thing you said me. |
| 0:57.7 | Which blurs the lines of what is pro-life, right? |
| 1:02.0 | If you're going to be a child abuser anyway, start early. |
| 1:06.0 | Just take care of that shit. |
| 1:07.4 | I don't think that was the point you were raising. |
| 1:08.4 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:09.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.5 | I don't remember. |
| 1:10.4 | I do remember, actually. No, I've got a friend, um, work Vicky, getting married. And she doesn't want like a speech or anything. She just wants somebody she knows to be the one to, do not even say anything. Just sign whatever you have to sign or whatever. So that's the easiest, uh, I hope you're charging a whatever. That's the easiest, I hope you're charging a fee, but that's the easiest 100 bucks you'll ever make. No, so she sent me a link because it came up, because I think she just assumed I was ordained since I used to be a pastor. And I'm like, oh, I'm actually not ordained. And then. We ordained in Calvary? No. But did that even mean anything, though? |
| 1:44.6 | They don't think they really ordained people all that much. |
| 1:46.9 | They're like probably half Calvary pastors aren't ordained. |
| 1:59.6 | I was ordained. I still have my little card. And Calvary? Yeah. With Chuck's signature on it, everything. Yeah. Oh, wow. No, I was not ordained. but and I'm like I'm not ordained but I didn't do anything to get ordained |
| 2:00.9 | it's like oh hey dude they ordained you |
| 2:02.5 | I did more than you to get ordained |
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