Podcast #451: Weddings, Old Senators, and Zip-Lock Tech

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we tackle such monumental topics as whether marriage ceremonies should use "man and wife" or "husband and wife" (and what about the gays? Seems kind of unfair). We also address the recent government shutdown in the form of Mitch McConnell, and then learn why Zip-Lock technology has run its course. Pastor Jack jacks off again, and we share biebers about computer desks and digital volume controls.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, what's up?
0:02.2	Hey, what's up?
0:03.0	How's it going?
0:04.0	Good.
0:06.6	So how are you?
0:07.5	How are you?
0:08.6	We talked on the phone the other night for a little bit.
0:10.4	It was like 12 minutes or so.
0:12.3	Yeah, you were feeling a little down in the dunks, and I was like, my friend needs me.
0:18.6	Yeah, it's weird.
0:19.6	It's like, you know, like you've moved out, you've moved away.
0:24.9	Chloe's moving out, like, right as we speak.
0:29.6	It's just like, and I found myself feeling kind of down, just a bouts of, bouts of downness, I would say.
0:39.6	And I'm just like, oh, well, that must be it.
0:43.6	You know, I haven't felt like I've been, like, individually, like, super upset about it,
0:47.4	but, like, maybe it's affecting me more than I realize or something. I don't know.
0:52.7	It's probably you. Right? Everyone you know is leaving you.
0:53.9	Yeah, I know.
0:57.9	Yeah, so that's probably why, one of the reasons why you were feeling so depressed,
1:01.0	because there's no other explanation than that there's something wrong with you.
1:03.4	You sure know how to make a guy feel good.
1:08.0	You should help, you should get a job making people feel better.
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