Podcast #426: Self-Love, Rapture Anxiety, and Pastor Jack's Off
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2023
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
We kick off this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors by discussing the films of Baz Luhrmann (and the new Elvis one in particular). We look back on the hilarious Jeffrey Toobin masturbatory episode, and then discuss the issue of "Rapture Anxiety," wondering aloud how bad we should feel for people who believe in stupid shit without evidence. We coin a term for a new segment, "Pastor Jack's Off," during which we listen to and make fun of Pastor Jack Hibbs. Biebers involve award shows and Hollywood nepotism?
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Christian. I'm with my friend Jason Stelman who is having a moment here. Just a typical day. This is a typical day. This is more than a typical day. You're at a worse mood than normal for sure. Yeah, that's probably true. We're going to be able to get through this. Okay. I have some fun stuff to talk about. Okay. Yeah. |
| 0:41.4 | I had a thing I wanted us to play and you don't want to do it. No. And now after talking to you for like half an hour, I'm definitely not going to play it. All right. So. But we have some good stuff. We are going to, we have another thing from Jack Hibbs, which will be fun. Okay. And we're going to talk about rapture anxiety, too, which is, they have a term for that now. |
| 0:42.7 | So it's a thing. |
| 0:46.5 | Before that, I'm also going to talk about Jeffrey Tupin. |
| 0:48.0 | Do you remember who he is? |
| 0:49.4 | Yeah, the guy who he is. |
| 0:51.1 | Yeah, he, he, yeah. |
| 0:53.4 | He's like a CNN reporter guy. And he also, I think, worked at the New Yorker. |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.9 | And they got off him, they turned, they, he got off the Zoom call and like, he thought, well, now I'm going to masturbate and didn't know that the cameras were still on. So. Yeah. Um, anyway, uh, before that, I'm going to play a voicemail. It's a two-minute voicemail, but only the first part got recorded. |
| 1:13.8 | Fuck you. That's it. It goes on for two minutes of silence. Oh, is that the Stephen Rubeki voicemail? No, no. We're going to, Stevens will be. He called us and told us to go fuck ourselves too. Yeah. |
| 1:28.0 | But it wasn't, |
| 1:28.3 | it was, he was, |
| 1:28.4 | he was, |
| 1:28.5 | he was telling us to fuck ourselves. |
| 1:30.3 | He was telling people who, uh, who support Stevens with a V, not a pH, oh, to go fuck themselves. Oh. And this is, so Stefan, Rubeke. Yeah, Stefan Rubeke. Yeah, Stefan. |
| 1:41.2 | Stefan. |
| 1:41.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:42.3 | That will be on last call at the end of this episode. |
| 1:45.0 | All right. |
| 1:45.3 | I'm going to play that because he's just got a beautiful voice. Ribke, yeah, Stefan. Stefan, yeah. That will be on last call at the end of this episode. |
| 1:45.0 | All right. |
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