Podcast #425: Weight Loss, Death, and Israel

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of DXP with a discussion of weight loss and its impact on life's most important activities (like tying shoes). We update everyone on the progress of Moist January, and then hear from a caller about the prospect of death. We play a voicemail questioning a common atheist argument against Christianity, and then spend a fair bit of time getting frustrated with Pastor Jack Hibbs. Biebers involve shaving sensitive areas and deboarding airplanes.

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0:00.0	What's up?
0:02.0	Welcome back. We missed last week. We're sorry. We were, our schedules were not conducive to finding time to record. We wanted to.
0:12.0	But we're here today. Yeah. And we're back. Here we are. Better than ever.
0:16.0	New and improved. Yeah. Um, what's up? Um, nothing.
0:22.6	It's my day off.
0:24.6	Yeah?
0:25.6	Yeah.
0:26.6	So I only had to be at the restaurant for about an hour.
0:28.6	Nice.
0:29.6	So you're 174 now.
0:32.6	Yeah.
0:33.6	Pounds.
0:34.6	Yeah.
0:35.6	That's crazy.
0:36.6	Weren't you in the 190s, like pushing close to 200 at some point in the last few years?
0:40.8	No, I was like 208. What? Are you serious? Yeah. Why wasn't even friends with you? Because you were like 238.
0:49.6	No, I wasn't. No, I matter what I am, I just have to make sure I'm like a good 30 pounds below you. The most I've ever been is 215. So we were pretty close. Yeah. No, no wasn't. No, I'm just have to make sure I'm like a good 30 pounds below. The most I've ever been is 215.
0:54.4	That's,
0:55.7	so we were pretty close.
0:56.8	Yeah.
0:58.2	No, no, no.
0:59.6	I got up to 218 one time.
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