Podcast #424: Gingers, Beatles, and Occultists

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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This episode begins with what can only be described as a bone-chilling voicemail from a redhead. We then discuss the new year, the recent Paul McCartney documentary, and how olden-times people knew what they looked like. We discuss where all the occultists have gone, and then share biebers involving packing tape and the NYT Wordle.

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0:00.0	Happy New Year.
0:54.2	Happy moist January. I wasn't going to bring this up, but I'll just bring it up now. Let's talk about it. I brought it up. I know. Yeah. So it's moist January. Uh-huh. You know, not to be confused with wet January or dry January. So last night, I'm working. Explain to the audience what dry January is because I thought I was having a dry January, but apparently I'm not. Well, there's a lot of people having dry January. I was kind of surprised I made money in the bar last night, but there were quite a few people that were just drinking water or got the no-crucks, you know, non-alcoholic, non-alcoholic IPA. But at the end of the night, you got your dinner and you were pouring yourself a beer and you had just told me like earlier in the day, I think, that you were doing dry January. Yeah. And which I didn't know. I'm like, oh, that's cool. I wasn't going to say anything. Yeah. But I figured we're recording today. It's going to, it's going to. Right.
0:54.7	You know.
0:55.0	Yeah.
0:58.1	And so, like, look at it at you, pour the beer.
0:59.1	And I'm like, what are you doing? Whatever. You're like, I'm having a beer. Beer doesn't count for dry January. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, because first of all, I didn't, I mean, when I have a beer, it's just a little shorty.
1:11.8	It's not a pint of beer.
1:12.9	Yeah.
1:13.2	It's just something to drink while I have mine.
1:14.6	It's probably like eight ounces. First of all, I didn't, I mean, when I have a beer, it's just a little shorty.
1:11.8	It's not a pint of beer.
1:12.9	Yeah.
1:13.2	It's just something to drink while I have mine.
1:14.5	It's probably like eight ounces of beer.
1:15.4	Yeah.
1:16.9	No, because I, whenever you read, I feel like, I feel like beer.
1:21.7	It doesn't matter how you feel.
1:24.1	I know that beer and, like, beer and booze are categorically different.
1:30.6	Like if you see an article about the effects like, oh, the effects of alcohol on your liver
1:38.1	or on your complexion or on your energy level or whatever,
1:47.1	they're almost always talking about booze.
1:52.3	But you just said alcohol and beer has alcohol in it.
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