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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #360: On Wells, Tables, and Bad Arguments against Christianity

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of DXP by introducing our Summer 2021 Playlist, after which we hear from a listener who ironically faults us for repeating ourselves. We share an update about the Well & Table, and then we hear a bunch of jokes about cheese from someone who ought to know. "Dick Move, God" makes a comeback, and then we hear from a listener who ironically faults us for repeating ourselves. We break down some bad arguments about Christianity, and then share biebers involving ATM fees and auto-correct.

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0:00.0

What's up, you capitalist pig?

0:02.0

Take that back, bite your tongue.

0:06.0

Keep your fork words.

0:07.0

You said a few things lately.

0:09.0

I'm going like, he's going full on capitalist on me.

0:12.0

What's that line from two towers where Gandalf's talking to warm tongue?

0:16.0

He's like, keep your fourth tongue behind your, forked tongue behind your teeth.

0:19.0

Yeah.

0:20.0

I forgot all about worm tongue

0:21.9

i love warm tongue you're a business owner dude it's just a matter of time until you're just

0:26.5

stringing as stringing you're squeezing every bit of labor yeah yeah money you can get out of your

0:34.8

surplus value out of people yeah yeah i'll be threatening to call be threatening to call Immigracian on our kitchen staff if they don't work for like pennies on the dollar.

0:43.4

Yeah.

0:44.5

No, did you guys are so far pretty cool business owners?

0:48.3

I mean, I don't expect.

0:49.3

I didn't say it's so far like I expect that to change.

0:53.4

It's just, yeah.

0:56.4

Us are the lowly staff, which I am a part of, are well taken care of.

1:02.4

Yeah, I mean, it's crazy.

1:04.2

It's crazy.

1:04.8

Like our food is so good.

1:07.6

It's like I've heard that's the best X I've ever tasted in my life.

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