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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #361: Hot Sex(agenarians) and Patriotism in Sports

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of DXP (after a brief update about the Well & Table's progress) we explore the age-old question of whether we'd find Rachel McAdams attractive if we met her in her sixties (short answer, it's complicated but probably). We share the recipe for the craft cocktail that became the Drunk Ex-Pastor, and then discuss the controversy surrounding the Women's National Soccer Team's recent Olympic loss. Biebers involve left-hand turn lanes and cell phone battery levels.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey. What's up? Nice shirt. Yeah, you too. Thanks. Well, it was, but you put my other shirt on instead. That's a cool shirt you got on though, huh? I love that thing. The hoodie? Yeah. It's like a light, long sleeve t-shirt. Yeah, it's really soft. We both, Christian Air, both wearing screwball peanut butter whiskey t-shirts. I didn't know.

0:21.3

We didn't coordinate.

0:22.4

No.

0:22.9

I was just happened to be wearing it and I came over. I coordinated with you telepathically and apparently it worked. Yeah. Yeah. Jeremy, one of our patrons, sent us these t-shirts. And they're awesome. He also sent us two cigars, which we just smoked outside. Yeah. And yeah, that was nice.

0:37.0

You were getting a little lightheaded, though.

0:39.0

Yeah, I think that, that was nice. You were getting a little lightheaded, though.

0:39.0

Yeah, I think that I only get that with the unflavored cigars, the normal ones, that aren't like vanilla or cherry or rum.

0:49.7

Rum.

0:50.3

There's a chocolate one.

0:51.3

Cinnamon.

0:52.1

Cinnamon.

0:53.2

There's one that's called like some groovy, groovy something or other.

0:58.2

I like that one.

0:59.2

I love those Tatiana flavored cigars.

1:01.9

But those are, I can smoke like two or three to go or those in a row and be fine.

1:06.2

But if I smoke one cigar that's like a manly cigar, not flavored, I get all lightheaded. It's like, I feel the same way. About 21 years ago, I tried to start smoking cigarettes when I worked at the grocery store in Sedona. Really? Yeah. And I was just feeling kind of rebellious. I'm like, I want to smoke. Everybody smokes. And you are how old this time?

1:27.7

28?

1:28.1

I would have been 20, 27.

1:43.1

Yeah. I love how you're doing what like 12 year old kids do. Like, I'm going to fuck, fuck society. I want to smoke cigarettes. Well, I was kind of like, all these people have to be smoking for a reason. I want to know what that reason is. Like what's the draw?

1:43.8

Yeah.

1:44.9

You know, no pun intended.

1:45.3

Yeah.

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