Podcast #337: Texas, Death-Bed Songs, and More Stories from Church

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a frustrated voicemail about memes, and then discuss the epic collapse of late-stage capitalism aptly called "Texas." Christian shares his latest thoughts on death, and we challenge one another to list the last three songs we'd like to hear if we knew we would die in 15 minutes. We hear from more listeners about their experiences within American evangelicalism, and then share biebers involving outlet malls and standing in line.

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0:00.0	What's up?
0:01.0	How's it going?
0:02.0	Okay.
0:03.0	Besides our technical difficulties, it's just perfect.
0:07.0	What else is new?
0:09.0	I know.
0:10.0	Nothing's changed.
0:11.0	I have not been in this room since the last time we recorded, and yet something is different.
0:18.0	It's because science is bullshit, and every time we record, it's a miracle, an independent
0:24.0	miracle.
0:25.4	So each time, each time we're able to record our voices and thread them together to create
0:31.1	a podcast, it's not the result of technology and science.
0:36.4	It's the result of a miracle.
0:38.5	Is it God?
0:39.5	Are you saying God's helping us?
0:41.1	Somebody's doing a direct miracle because the fact that nothing has been, like you
0:45.2	haven't changed the dials, the switches, the knobs, nothing, the levels.
0:48.9	Yep.
0:49.7	Yep.
0:50.0	It just shows that it's not the fact that we're recording ourselves has nothing to do
0:53.3	with the tech and it's all about some sort of magical process. I just don't think it's God. I just can't imagine it being God. No, it's, who knows? No, it's just an all-powerful, all-knowing being named Steve. Okay. Sounds good. All right, I'm going to gonna play voicemail. Mm-hmm.
1:11.6	Oh yeah, I gotta get back to the voicemail now that we're, it's sort of working.
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