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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #338: CPAC, Plastic Potatoes, and TikTok

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2021

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of DXP by discussing why Jimmy Carter was the "rock 'n' roll president," after which we talk about whether Jason really likes hip hop or not. The topic of ageing comes up (as it is wont to do), and we then turn our attention to whether the CPAC event was a Nazi rally in disguise. We address the gender of a plastic potato, and then Christian forces Jason to watch some TikToks in a desperate effort to convert him. Biebers involve temp checks and Starbucks.

Here are the 5 TikToks Jason watched:

Bad

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMejB5yCv/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMejBsLsx/

 

Transition

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMejBVE1y/

 

Coffee shop

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMejBHRDR/

 

Tourette's

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMejSe7pE/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Howdy.

0:01.9

What's up?

0:04.0

What's up is episode 338 of drunk X-Bastres? Damn. Let's not forget to do our intro this week. Nobody even noticed. Yeah. Do people even listen anymore? I don't know. I don't know. Because you wrote me. You didn't do the intro. Yeah, you wrote me after we recorded last week. You're like, dude, we didn't play the music. we forgot to do all that stuff.

0:22.2

It's like, yeah, well, we've only done 337 of these. You know, we'll, we'll get our stride. We'll figure it out. I almost put the music just at the beginning and it was like, maybe I'll just put it at the beginning and we won't have an intro, but then I'm like, fuck it. Nobody cares.

0:39.5

Dude, by the way speaking of uh we got this voicemail I don't know if you saw it do like when we get

0:46.4

voicemails do you do you read or look at them yeah because we get an email with the with the

0:51.4

Google translation which usually sucks yeah um so do you almost always look at

0:56.1

them do you ever go listen when you get it or do you like read it depends like you i always read

1:01.2

it to see if it's like a butt dial or if it's a real voicemail if it's if it's like something

1:06.7

short and i can decipher what they're saying just from the transcription then i'll do that but if it's

1:10.5

something like okay this is long it, then I'll listen to it.

1:15.5

Right.

1:16.3

Did you read the one that, first of all, I'll play it real quick, and then I'll tell you what the Google translation is.

1:26.0

We'll do a little, we haven't done it, a Go Home Google, You're Drunk.

1:31.9

True.

1:32.4

So here we go.

1:34.5

All right, I'll play this 24 seconds on.

1:38.2

Oh, yeah.

1:39.2

And another thing about tipping.

1:41.1

I can't hear it.

1:43.3

I was a fucking asshole.

1:45.0

He can piss off.

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