Podcast #336: Trump's Acquittal, Political Cynicism, and Stories from Church
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2021
⏱️ 136 minutes
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Summary
After lamenting our worsening eyesight and overall health, we hear a harrowing tale involving vomit and a corpse. We briefly revisit the issue of tipping restaurant workers, and then we springboard from Trump's acquittal to the issue of cynicism (about which we take a couple voicemails). We then hear from a few callers recounting their weirdest church stories, after which we share biebers involving the weather app and people who just got stabbed.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy birthday to you. |
| 0:04.0 | Happy birthday to you. |
| 0:07.0 | Happy birthday, Mr. Positivity. |
| 0:10.0 | Happy birthday to you. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh. |
| 0:14.0 | The South African. |
| 0:15.0 | At the end, he said this is the South African. |
| 0:18.0 | All right, man. |
| 0:20.0 | Thank you. Hey. And he also sent you some money for pizza. That was very nice. Pizza. I get some pizza. Yeah. All right. I'll take it. Yeah. He's like, I think you can get a marguerite. Was that a marguerite, he said? Margarita or something. Pizza. donation? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 0:38.7 | Thanks, man. |
| 0:40.4 | This is my birthday the other day. |
| 0:44.9 | Went to Capitol Grill, dude, in Seattle to celebrate. |
| 0:49.5 | You were going to come over for dinner, but then you, like, whist out because we're in a pandemic or something. |
| 0:50.4 | I did. |
| 2:01.0 | So instead, we just went to Plan B and had the most delicious steak in the world. Well, you're welcome because you probably would have had the second most delicious steak from Janie. Instead, you got the most delicious. Well, I'm sure whatever Janie would have cooked would have been even better. But, you know. Yeah, but she would have had to cook it. This you could just sit across from the table and stare at her eyes. Yes. Yeah, I was really, I was like, you don't even, like for like a week or two, I was just had this internal battle of whether or not I should go to your house for your birthday and have dinner. And we had this all like I was going to double mask. I was going to have you get me one of those face shields. And then I was going to sit by the window and everything. But it's like a small kitchen and a small area. And I just know from the other time we hung out, which was Thanksgiving, where I was feeling like we probably shouldn't, but I'm like, I'm going to do it anyway. That time, I was just sitting there going, why did I do this? This is so stupid. Oh my God, I'm gonna get COVID. I'm gonna be one of those stories. And so I'm just like decided, I can't deal with the mental anguish of it at this point in my life. Yeah, and you have a lot of reasons to not have come over because Janie's working. I'm working. I mean, we're following all the protocols, |
| 2:07.1 | but we're not we're not going above and beyond. We're just doing what's required for people |
| 2:12.9 | who have to work. So it's like yeah. And you have two younger people, young adults that live at your house or in |
| 2:21.1 | and out of the house from time to time. |
| 2:23.5 | Yeah. |
| 2:23.8 | And your kids, you see your kids who they're obviously not responsible for their own |
| 2:28.9 | actions, but I believe that their, their mom isn't taking it all that seriously. |
| 2:33.6 | Right. |
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