Podcast #198: Crucifying the God who Hates Us

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2018

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Episode #198 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with the opening of a listener's gift (one guess what it contains), after which we offer our final comments (we promise) about the whole rocks-in-the-classroom idea. It's not our fault, we swear—You people keep bringing it up. We hear a voicemail from a listener who is in distress about the state of his soul, which occasions a lengthy therapy session about the issue of crucifying the god who hates us. Biebers involve waist size and getting shot.

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0:00.0	Hey, Jason.
0:01.4	Hey, what's up?
0:02.3	How's it going?
0:03.2	Good. How are you?
0:04.3	Good.
0:04.8	We got a package here.
0:05.8	Yeah, dude.
0:06.3	Let's open it.
0:06.8	It's been sitting in my house for a few days, and I haven't opened it.
0:09.3	It's from Jason Epperson.
0:10.6	Yep.
0:12.0	And it just says DXP, P-O-box 232, Preston, Washington, 980-50.
0:17.6	That's how you can send us stuff. Dude, crime is just rampant in Preston.
0:21.7	I got a letter today saying that the post office, when there's no postal work, usually could go to your post office any time day or night. Not anymore. No? No. Now you have to. Is there the Preston Bandit is loose? Yes, the Preston Bandit is out there just creating havoc. Graphics say that he's somewhere between the ages of 85 and 102.
0:40.0	If I can't get there between... Press the band that is out there just creating... Demographics say that he's somewhere between the ages of 85 and 102.
0:40.0	If I can't get there between until like 9 and 5 p.m. and 5 p.m.
0:43.9	I thought I shut this knife, dude.
0:45.0	Then I can't get my mail.
0:46.5	Press a little thing on the top.
0:48.3	This thing?
0:48.7	No, on the back of the knife.
0:50.9	Oh, this?
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