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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #199: Famous Lives Matter

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2018

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Episode #199 of Drunk Ex-Pastors explores the issue of why, when discussing Hollywood's "liberal elite," we are told that celebrities are idiots and their political opinions should be discounted, but then conservatives will cream themselves over Kanye West and Ted Nugent. We talk about the recent revelations concerning Sean Hannity, and end the show with biebers about spreadsheets and windshields.

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0:00.0

Oh, thank God. Thank God that you weren't recording. So Jason and I were just talking about a very sensitive topic. And then he looks at me. And I go, okay, well, I'm Christian. Like I've been recording the whole time. Can you imagine? Oh, that's funny. Yeah, good times. How's it going on, dude? It's going on, well, it's kind of crappy today. You didn't sleep last night. I just, yeah, I'm going on like an hour.

0:23.7

You were, you were keeping me. How's it going, dude? It's going, well, it's kind of crappy today.

0:21.8

Yeah, you didn't sleep last night.

0:23.6

I just, yeah, I'm going on like an hour.

0:26.2

You were, you were keeping me up with your tossing and turning.

0:27.8

Do you notice that? I was trying to, you know, trying to move in and spoon you.

0:30.2

And all that masturbating to try to go back to sleep.

0:32.6

Yeah, it didn't work.

0:33.3

It didn't help either.

0:34.3

No. Um, yeah, you told me that you slept for about an hour ago. Yeah, I just couldn't go to sleep. I don't know what the deal was. Um, and I think it was the night before that I didn't get sleep all either. I went to bed at nine and woke up at 1 a.m. Um, I went to bed too early, but I couldn't stay awake any longer. So I don't know what the deal is. The only time I have problem sleeping is if I need to be up in the morning for something.

1:10.5

And I'm just going to be like, oh, great, if I go to bed right now, I'll get six hours of sleep. And then it's like I psyched myself out. But if a normal night, I just go to bed and just conk out. I definitely have a harder time on the two days that I go into the office in Seattle.

1:13.9

Yeah, because you kind of know if I need a certain amount to be able to function. But recently I made it. conk out. I definitely have a harder time on the two days that I go into the office in Seattle.

1:13.9

Yeah, because you kind of know if I need a certain amount to be able to function. But recently, I made kind of a deal with them, which is I'll just go in when I wake up. Yeah. You know, which I'm usually up early anyway. And they said that's fine. And that has helped. But for some reason this week, I've had a hard time.

1:24.8

And last night I didn't care because it's like it's a Saturday.

1:27.0

I can lay in bed till noon, you know.

1:28.9

Yeah.

1:29.4

Which is what I did.

1:30.3

But I still didn't sleep. So anyway, I also had a frustrating day because, so I ordered the Tesla Model 3, as you know, and it comes with a music service called Slacker.

1:46.5

Yeah.

1:47.1

Which is like Pandora, but more.

1:48.9

Yeah, it's like a cross kind of between Pandora and Spotify.

1:52.2

My problem is I have like a hundred Pandora stations all set.

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