Podcast #197: Death, Resurrection, and Comedy
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2018
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
DXP #197 delves into some heavy territory. After yet another caller challenges our proposal to arm schoolchildren with rocks we discuss death and whether we are personally and professionally ready for it. We "pre-brief" a bit about our upcoming interview with scholar Bart Ehrman, leading to a discussion about (if Jesus never rose from the dead) what exactly happened to precipitate the emergence and eventual empire-wide conquest of Christianity. Biebers involve email chains and the apocalypse.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, it's Lindsay Waller in East Texas, and I'm like five minutes into your podcast, but I had to say something. |
| 0:08.9 | As far as the throwing rocks goes, the one thing that's going through my mind is if that were me, that would piss me off. |
| 0:15.6 | Like if that were me as a shooter, that would piss me off more than anything. |
| 0:18.6 | You've heard some of these shooters go in these classrooms and shoot one or two kids and then move on. |
| 0:22.7 | But if everyone's throwing rocks at them, they're going to be like, all right, motherfucker, you're all dead now. Number one, number two, what if all these kids stand up at the same time and throw their rocks and they miss? And then once they're thrown, they're done. So all the shooters got to do is just wait until they all throw them and then mow them all down. |
| 0:40.7 | And what are the officers? they're thrown, they're done. So all the shooters got to do is just wait until they all throw them and then mow them all |
| 0:39.1 | down. |
| 0:40.6 | And what are the odds these kids are going to hit their target? |
| 0:43.6 | I mean, I'm sure some of them are not very athletic. |
| 0:47.3 | And getting everyone to do it at the same time, right? |
| 0:50.2 | That's never going to happen. |
| 0:52.1 | Also, as far as the deadbolt on the door, unless you have bars on your window at your house, all anyone has ever got to do to break into your house is break a window and crawl through. I just thought I'd add that. Okay, I'm keeping it short. Love you guys. Big push out. |
| 1:08.1 | Yeah, but it's not an analogy to someone breaking into your house. |
| 1:12.5 | I'm speaking to the deadbolt thing. |
| 1:14.4 | Because if a shooter is going to try to, like, climb through a window of a school, |
| 1:20.8 | you've got, I mean, it's going to take him like five, ten minutes to get through. |
| 1:24.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.1 | You know, but if you deadbolt the door, he can't, he's stuck in the hallway. |
| 1:29.0 | Right. |
| 1:29.3 | And if he wants, if he wants to go outside and, I mean, the cops will be there by the time he |
| 1:32.8 | even gets in, he's got a big bag over his shoulder and stuff. Like, he's not going to, it's not, my idea, my idea is good. My idea is brilliant. Actually, it's not my idea. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it idea. It's, it's Yahweh's idea from the Old Testament. You stone people to death. Yeah. It's like |
| 1:48.0 | it used to be a form of capital punishment that a group of people would gather around you |
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