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god bless america dick bush out what's up okay i feel like um you know how people do those voice warmups?

Yeah.

I feel like I need to do happiness warmups.

I've been such a bad, depressed mood.

Dude, me too.

I was all the way here when you wrote me and you say, did you bring a letter?

I'm like, shit. I'm like, we'll just not do that segment. And you're like, go back. I'm like, fuck, dude. Like, I'm here already. So I burned through an entire battery just making these three trips. Are you burned through a battery? Were you going somewhere else tonight? No, but I'm not going to be able to make it home without using gas. Really? It burns you through a battery going here, back, and then here again? The 90 is the worst freeway to drive on. Yeah, it's all uphill for you. Both ways. It's somehow both ways uphill. Yeah. Like, I don't know how, but it is. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that, dude. Yeah. I'm sorry you forgot that it was your turn to read a letter. I did forget. Yeah, I'm just... Everything sucks. Having a hard day. Me too. Having a really hard day. It sucked. So, yeah. Just the same old, same one for me. What's up with you? Well, I was thinking today, like, I've been meaning to click around on Pete Rollins's website. Yeah. Because he does what I want to do. Like, he, I mean, granted, he has a huge platform and he has, like, famous friends and stuff. Yeah. But it's like... It's only because he has an Irish accent. Like, if you had... You should do a Scottish accent. In my opinion, the Scottish accent is like one above the Irish accent. Yeah. So if you can just somehow convince people you're Scottish, you'll be as famous as him in no time. Well, if you turn with me to page 1493. Perfect. You have to try working on your facial expression. When you do the accent? Well, if it's audio, no one's going to see. True. Yeah, so I'm clicking around, and it's like, I'm getting more and more discouraged as I'm looking at it. Because, you know, it's like, ah, this is like, he's got so much content all on there. and some of it like some of it you get for patreon levels some of it you just pay for so i went i'm like well i'm gonna buy a stand-alone

series of lectures like a five file series of lectures for 20 bucks and get a sense of how it works

yeah even though you could probably just write him and ask him for it since we're like best

friends with him.

I know.

But I want to know how it works.

I want to how his website works.

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