Podcast #162: The One with All the Technical Difficulties
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2017
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
Episode #162 begins with a voicemail from a caller who is embarrassed at having left us a voicemail, after which we explain that there's a space-time continuum (which is why we blasted John McCain BEFORE he shot down the GOP's healthcare bill, but that episode was released AFTERWARDS). We hear from another caller who can't believe the kinds of things Christian used to do with his wife, as well as from someone weighing in on that awesome '90s movie starring Sinbad where he played a genie (you remember that one, right? Of course you do). We are challenged on our recent statements about trans people in sports, after which our "Mansplaining Match" segment seeks to save women a ton of money (you're welcome). "True Bromance" features a letter Jason wrote to Christian in 1994 which proves that the former ended up with the latter's true calling. We discuss the difference between Trump and Jesus in our "Feeding Friendsy," after which we move on to biebers: Christian's has to do with buffets and Jason's with visiting the bathroom after the buffet.
Also, damn that Shazaam movie was good, right?
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, listeners. It is because of you that the drunk ex-pastors are able to do what they love, |
| 0:05.6 | which is make people laugh, think, consider, and argue via the internet. They know you love being |
| 0:11.5 | involved, and they appreciate it so much. If you haven't already, subscribe to the podcast on a |
| 0:17.1 | podcast app. Leave a review on iTunes. It only takes a moment to leave five stars and a sentence or two. |
| 0:23.6 | Follow and share on Facebook and Twitter. |
| 0:25.7 | This way, you are always up to date on the latest comment or, which we all enjoy. |
| 0:30.4 | Or, if you want to voice your opinion the old-fashioned way, call 213-97 drunk and leave a voicemail. |
| 0:37.7 | I promise you will be heard. |
| 0:40.0 | When shopping online, use their Amazon link, |
| 0:42.5 | Druck Ex-Pastors, Wack Amazon. |
| 0:45.2 | Buy some whiskey and then send it to them. |
| 0:48.0 | They get a little bit of a kick from your purchase, |
| 0:50.5 | and you will further fuel their habit, |
| 0:52.6 | which is all for your entertainment, of course. |
| 0:55.0 | Now, here's the best part, patreon.com, whack, truck ex-pastors. |
| 1:00.6 | You can pledge money per podcast or per month, whichever you like. |
| 1:04.5 | If there are five new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian will go full on atheist |
| 1:09.5 | and never look back. |
| 1:11.5 | If there are 10 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian will go full-on atheist and never look back. If there are 10 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Jason will let one of you pick a new |
| 1:17.0 | religion for him. If there are 50 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian and Jason |
| 1:23.4 | will switch lives for a year and document it on the podcast every week. |
| 1:27.9 | Thank you all again so much for listening. |
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