Podcast #164: Parks and Racist Recreation
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2017
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
Our latest episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a caller pleading with us for more decorum, as though "pissing everyone off" were a new thing for us. We take a couple calls about alt-right (read, "neo-Nazi") protesters and the Antifa movement, after which we hear an interesting and pretty compelling case for NOT removing Civil War monuments from southern parks. Our "Mansplaining Match" segment devolves into the photography habits of Mexicans, and we delve a bit into the topic of reincarnation because why not? Our "True Bromance" segment features a letter written by Christian to Jason that was never sent, meaning that Jason got to read it for the first time 20+ years after it was written. Jason is biebered by his autonomy being commandeered, while Christian's bieber is so first-world it's not even funny. It is pretty funny though.
Also, "you got a spider on your tip."
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Kevin. And I'm David, and we're here from the Charred Barrel Society, wanting to share with you a little bit about how you can help the drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:08.4 | Now, we've had a firsthand experience with Jason and Christian, and these guys are in real need, especially Christian, who needs support in order to support Jason. |
| 0:17.4 | One thing they could definitely use is better whiskey. I mean for drinking all the time, |
| 0:21.4 | they sure do keep the makers of fireball in business. The quality of the show depends on the |
| 0:26.5 | quality of their whiskey. I can definitely tell the difference. I mean, the society thinks twice |
| 0:31.1 | about sharing them all the time, knowing that we're going to be honored with a shot of fireball. |
| 0:35.3 | The reality is it's not easy to pay for production, advertising guests, and of course, the alcohol. So with that said, let's tell you how we can help these pastoral has-beens out. First, there's the benevolent sharing capabilities of the inner webs. Share their stuff on Facebook, talk about them, and be sure to leave them a hyped-up review on iTunes. It's huge, it's free, and it helps. |
| 0:55.6 | Call them and leave them your alcohol-infused questions or comments at 213-97 drunk. |
| 1:01.0 | I think you've done that a couple times. |
| 1:02.8 | Hey, don't judge me. |
| 1:05.0 | Make sure you use the Amazon link on their website whenever you do your online shopping. |
| 1:08.9 | It doesn't cost you anything extra. |
| 1:10.5 | It's just free money for DXP. |
| 1:12.5 | You can always send them a whiskey-related care package via mail by using the address, |
| 1:16.7 | P-O-Box 391, Snoqualmie, Washington, 98065. |
| 1:21.5 | Or you can just send them an impersonal but large amount of cash through the PayPal link |
| 1:25.9 | at drunkexasters.com. |
| 1:27.5 | But if you want a most glorious toast made in your honor, support them through Patreon. |
| 1:31.9 | Just visit patreon.com, whack drunkex pastors. |
| 1:35.1 | The Charred Burl Society has been avid listeners for two years now, |
| 1:38.9 | and we are probably the reason for North Carolina people listening to them. |
| 1:42.3 | It's true, but really popular. |
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