Podcast #153: Match, Math, and More Black Stuff
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2017
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
We begin DXP #153 with some pushback against how we do cultural appropriation, after which we hear thoughts from the former Mexican president about our current one. A caller urges us to start our own church, which we seriously consider for three seconds, after which another listener seeks to put a new song in Christian's heart. We begin a new segment titled "Mansplaining Match," during which Christian seeks to help women with their online dating profiles. Another new segment is debuted called "Messed Up Math," which highlights just how unfair this world is for women. We briefly discuss the phenomenon that is Wonder Woman, which Jason has no patience for, after which we listen in as two famous black guys interview the inventor of the alt-right (plenty of awkward silences ensue). Speaking of awkward racial stuff, we discuss Bill Maher's apology for dropping the N-bomb, after which the C-word is used toward one of us by an irate caller. Jason is biebered by people who can't just get over the whole incest thing, while Christian's bieber has to do with the hassle of eating certain things.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Jason and Christian, the drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:04.6 | Here's a quick look at the ways you can help support the podcast and keep the lights on in the studio, |
| 0:09.8 | which is actually just Christian's bedroom. |
| 0:12.3 | First, you can become a patron of the show by going to patreon.com slash drunk-ex pastors |
| 0:18.1 | and pledging money for each episode. |
| 0:20.4 | When you're going to shop online at Amazon, go to drunkaxpastors and pledging money for each episode. When you're going to shop online at |
| 0:21.7 | Amazon, go to drunkex pastors.com slash Amazon and the DxPs will get some change from every purchase. |
| 0:28.8 | It's free for you and helps keep them stocked on fireball for their toasts. Or you can donate direct |
| 0:35.0 | using PayPal button on drunkex pastors.com. |
| 0:38.8 | And you can write them a review on iTunes to tell them how much you like and or love the podcast. |
| 0:45.0 | Keep listening and keep sharing. |
| 0:48.1 | And now Christian and Jason, Jason and Christian, your drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:59.0 | Guys, Richard from Kansas City. |
| 1:01.0 | Seriously, Christian, your example for Mexican food is taco salad. |
| 1:05.0 | That offends me as a Mexican. |
| 1:08.0 | Somehow it even offends me as a gay man. |
| 1:10.0 | Like, no, stop. Love you guys. Take Romero. So what did I say? I guess I said something about, am I appropriating Mexican culture when I make taco salad in my kitchen? Was that what I said? Yeah. And what he's saying is, no, you're not. You're definitely not appropriating Mexican culture. Right. But that was kind of my point was that I'm taking something that is Mexican, tacos, and all the fixings that go with it. |
| 1:33.1 | I'm turning it into a salad. |
| 1:34.5 | Yeah, you're turning it into kind of an American thing. |
| 1:36.3 | Right. |
| 1:36.8 | Right. |
| 1:37.1 | Which is what we do, right? |
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