Podcast #154: Trans Boobs, Nipples, and Too Many Dogs

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2017

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

DXP #154 begins with some clarification over '90s bands and vocab, after which we take a call that demonstrates just how entitled and technologically inept we really are. We then are asked about the censorship of transgender boobs, which leads us into all manner of personal divulgences from nipple tweaking to masturbating on buses. Once again, Christian mansplains Match.com, focusing on profile pics and what they should include and exclude. In our "Messed-Up Math" segment, Jason outlines the unfortunate formula according to which a man's cautionary tale becomes his goal. We get an interesting question (even though it's from the 909) about whether being predisposed to seeing miracles helps people see them and vice versa, as well as voicemails about the treatment public figures receive in response to controversial behavior, why people think the English language is in danger, and whether it's fair to say that conservatives are more violent than liberals (given recent events). Jason's bieber is leading him to smoking in enclosed public places, while Christian is biebered by Jason.

Also, there's just a LOT of nipple in this one.

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0:46.4	god bless america dick bush out good morning oh hey is it still morning no i think we're just
0:53.5	slightly past that was the best breakfast ever oh I know. I just still understand why we just don't do this every single Sunday. Breakfast burritos and mimosas. Which Sundays are you going to make breakfast? No, no, my contribution is my witty banter that I bring to the table. Gotcha.
1:12.5	You almost gave me a Bieber.
1:26.0	I don't know if you almost gave me a Bieber this morning and I don't know if I should use it because I don't know if you'll get personally offended by it. Oh, really? I don't if you'll get all but heard about it. Oh, okay. But it's not just you. It's just like people in general who do what you did. Who just don't, don't contribute?
1:27.1	No, no, no.
1:28.0	It wasn't not contributing.
1:28.7	It's something else.
1:29.4	Oh, is when I said... Should I use it?
1:30.0	I don't want don't contribute? No, no, no. It wasn't not contributing.
1:28.1	It's something else.
1:28.8	Oh, is when I said.
1:29.3	Should I use it?
1:30.0	I don't want it to be like personal against you. Is it when I, when Jonah or Zeke said thanks and I said you're welcome? No, that's funny. I thought it was hilarious. Yeah, I thought it was funny too. We sit down the table and Zeeks like, hey, thanks for this.
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