Podcast #128: Will the Real Antichrist Please Stand up?
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2016
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Episode #128 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a criticism of our duet of "Baby It's Cold Outside" that is not homophobic at all. We then share our opinions about HBO's series Westworld, which recently wrapped up its first season (Jason had some issues with it, but we agreed that it ended with probably the coolest song ever), and Christian changes his tune on Love (the TV show, not the actual thing itself). We take a call on the topic of sleep paralysis and relate it to the biblical phenomenon of demon possession, and then revisit the topic of ranked voting and whether it could have spared us a Trump presidency. We spend a good portion of time pulling our hair out, metaphorically, while listening to a certain infamous televangelist explain how Donald Trump, far from being the antichrist, may in fact be the real Christ instead. Which is weird. Christian's bieber has to do with people emerging from forests to kill you, while Jason is biebered by constantly being marketed to when he's not expecting it.
Also, last we checked Donald Trump isn't the Son of David.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Kevin. And I'm David, and we're here from the Charred Barrel Society, wanting to share with you a little bit about how you can help the drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:08.4 | Now, we've had a firsthand experience with Jason and Christian, and these guys are in real need, especially Christian, who needs support in order to support Jason. |
| 0:17.4 | One thing they could definitely use is better whiskey. I mean for drinking all the time, |
| 0:21.4 | they sure do keep the makers of fireball in business. The quality of the show depends on the |
| 0:26.5 | quality of their whiskey. I can definitely tell the difference. I mean, the society thinks twice |
| 0:31.1 | about sharing them all the time, knowing that we're going to be honored with a shot of fireball. |
| 0:35.3 | The reality is it's not easy to pay for production, advertising guests, and of course, the alcohol. So with that said, let's tell you how we can help these pastoral has-beens out. First, there's the benevolent sharing capabilities of the inner webs. Share their stuff on Facebook, talk about them, and be sure to leave them a hyped-up review on iTunes. It's huge, it's free, and it helps. |
| 0:55.6 | Call them and leave them your alcohol-infused questions or comments at 213-97 drunk. |
| 1:01.0 | I think you've done that a couple times. |
| 1:02.8 | Hey, don't judge me. |
| 1:04.9 | With the holidays upon us, make sure you use the Amazon link on their website. |
| 1:08.9 | It doesn't cost you anything extra. |
| 1:10.6 | It's just free money for DXP. |
| 1:12.6 | You can always send them a whiskey-related care package via mail by using the address, |
| 1:16.7 | P.O. Box 391, Snoqualmie, Washington, 98065. |
| 1:21.5 | Or you can just send them an impersonal but large amount of cash through the PayPal link |
| 1:25.9 | at drunkexasters.com. |
| 1:27.5 | But if you want a most glorious toast made in your honor, support them through Patreon. |
| 1:31.9 | Just visit patreon.com, whack drunkex pastors. |
| 1:35.1 | The Charred Burl Society has been avid listeners for two years now, |
| 1:38.9 | and we are probably the reason for North Carolina people listening to them. |
| 1:42.3 | It's true, We're really popular. |
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