Podcast #126: Keep Christ in Xmas
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2016
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with voicemails from a drunk biologist and a whiskey enthusiast and continues with a caller's challenge to Christian about whether he is raising fratboy Trump enthusiasts. We take more calls about the propriety of third-party voting and what it's like to be a politically conservative DXP fan, after which we discuss our president-elect's opinion on the punishment for flag-burning (hint: it's completely ignorant and unconstitutional). We follow up a up bit on our discussion about divorce from out last episode, after which we turn our attention to Dennis Prager's whining about losing the culture war by not hearing enough about Jesus at Xmas time, even though the people who really love Jesus have traditionally hated Prager's people for being Christ-killers. Christian is biebered by Hollywood's failure at escape techniques, while Jason is biebered by how his body defies all the rules of science, and not in a good way.
Also, Merry Kwanzaa everyone!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Kevin. And I'm David, and we're here from the Charred Barrel Society, wanting to share with you a little bit about how you can help the drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:08.4 | Now, we've had a firsthand experience with Jason and Christian, and these guys are in real need, especially Christian, who needs support in order to support Jason. |
| 0:17.4 | One thing they could definitely use is better whiskey. I mean for drinking all the time, |
| 0:21.4 | they sure do keep the makers of fireball in business. The quality of the show depends on the |
| 0:26.5 | quality of their whiskey. I can definitely tell the difference. I mean, the society thinks twice |
| 0:31.1 | about sharing them all the time, knowing that we're going to be honored with a shot of fireball. |
| 0:35.3 | The reality is it's not easy to pay for production, advertising guests, and of course, the alcohol. So with that said, let's tell you how we can help these pastoral has-beens out. First, there's the benevolent sharing capabilities of the inner webs. Share their stuff on Facebook, talk about them, and be sure to leave them a hyped-up review on iTunes. It's huge, it's free, and it helps. |
| 0:55.6 | Call them and leave them your alcohol-infused questions or comments at 213-97 drunk. |
| 1:01.0 | I think you've done that a couple times. |
| 1:02.8 | Hey, don't judge me. |
| 1:04.9 | With the holidays upon us, make sure you use the Amazon link on their website. |
| 1:08.9 | It doesn't cost you anything extra. |
| 1:10.6 | It's just free money for DXP. |
| 1:12.6 | You can always send them a whiskey-related care package via mail by using the address, |
| 1:16.7 | P.O. Box 391, Snoqualmie, Washington, 98065. |
| 1:21.5 | Or you can just send them an impersonal but large amount of cash through the PayPal link |
| 1:25.9 | at drunkexasters.com. |
| 1:27.5 | But if you want a most glorious toast made in your honor, support them through Patreon. |
| 1:31.9 | Just visit patreon.com, whack drunkex pastors. |
| 1:35.1 | The Charred Burl Society has been avid listeners for two years now, |
| 1:38.9 | and we are probably the reason for North Carolina people listening to them. |
| 1:42.3 | It's true,'re really popular. |
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