Podcast #125: Gen X-ers & Millennials, Love & Marriage
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2016
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
This is the episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors that probably shouldn't have been made—It was recorded on our second Thanksgiving (celebrated on Friday), we had both been drinking for like ten hours, and it was unclear whether we were even recording that day at all. But as the saying goes, the show must go on. So we threw caution to the wind and, without an outline, our usual segments, or any pre-selected voicemails, we sat down and produced 90+ minutes of material of questionable quality (Hey, it's two friends drinking and talking, remember?). We began by subcontracting out the intro-banter duties, and then discussed our favorite reality show, which segued into whether the differences between the various "generations" are real or made up. We then talk about Trump for a little bit (because it's way too hard not to), but spent the bulk of our time discussing a voicemail from a listener who is recently divorced. We springboarded into issues such as why humans marry in the first place, whether we are hardwired for monogamy, and whether there should be a legal marrying age like there is for drinking. Finally, we take a call from some douchebag who claims we suck at science. And Christian is biebered by the rules regarding creepily stalking people.
Also, we'll try harder next time. Promise.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Kevin. And I'm David, and we're here from the Charred Barrel Society, wanting to share with you a little bit about how you can help the drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:08.4 | Now, we've had a firsthand experience with Jason and Christian, and these guys are in real need, especially Christian, who needs support in order to support Jason. |
| 0:17.4 | One thing they could definitely use is better whiskey. I mean for drinking all the time, |
| 0:21.4 | they sure do keep the makers of fireball in business. The quality of the show depends on the |
| 0:26.5 | quality of their whiskey. I can definitely tell the difference. I mean, the society thinks twice |
| 0:31.1 | about sharing them all the time, knowing that we're going to be honored with a shot of fireball. |
| 0:35.3 | The reality is it's not easy to pay for production, advertising guests, and of course, the alcohol. So with that said, let's tell you how we can help these pastoral has-beens out. First, there's the benevolent sharing capabilities of the inner webs. Share their stuff on Facebook, talk about them, and be sure to leave them a hyped-up review on iTunes. It's huge, it's free, and it helps. |
| 0:55.6 | Call them and leave them your alcohol-infused questions or comments at 213-97 drunk. |
| 1:01.0 | I think you've done that a couple times. |
| 1:02.8 | Hey, don't judge me. |
| 1:04.9 | With the holidays upon us, make sure you use the Amazon link on their website. |
| 1:08.9 | It doesn't cost you anything extra. |
| 1:10.6 | It's just free money for DXP. |
| 1:12.6 | You can always send them a whiskey-related care package via mail by using the address, |
| 1:16.7 | P.O. Box 391, Snoqualmie, Washington, 98065. |
| 1:21.5 | Or you can just send them an impersonal but large amount of cash through the PayPal link |
| 1:25.9 | at drunkexasters.com. |
| 1:27.5 | But if you want a most glorious toast made in your honor, support them through Patreon. |
| 1:31.9 | Just visit patreon.com, whack drunkex pastors. |
| 1:35.1 | The Charred Burl Society has been avid listeners for two years now, |
| 1:38.9 | and we are probably the reason for North Carolina people listening to them. |
| 1:42.3 | It's true, but really popular. |
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