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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #124: Two Words: Paula. Ticks.

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2016

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

This episode of DXP focuses pretty much exclusively on politics (which, we realize, isn't everyone's cup of tea. But look at the bright side: When civilization as we know it ends in a year or two, none of you will have to worry about podcasts anymore. Or tea. Or cups. Or anything.). We take a voicemail about third party voting and another about the electoral college (about which we have modified our stance somewhat, because math). We then tackle the seeming false equivalency regarding left- and right-wing fearmongering. Our attention then turns to whether Trump is truly "draining the swamp" as he claimed to do, after which we take a chilling stroll through our president-elect's possible cabinet appointments. We then ponder why evangelical Christians basically put Trump in office despite his being almost as unlike Christ as Satan. Christian is Feeding Friendsied by ignorance concerning what constitutes a scientific theory, while Jason is biebered by having to touch everyone's food with his filthy hands.

Also, Happy Genocide Day everyone!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Herb Jackson from you say today.

0:04.0

Thank you, Marissa.

0:05.1

Senator, looking forward to 2020, could you give us your thoughts about who you think might be your Democratic standard bear?

0:11.5

And do you have any thoughts on Cory Booker?

0:13.5

I read the last chapter of my book on corporate media.

0:18.9

I think this is incredible.

0:20.6

And I have to say this in all due respect.

0:22.2

Are we ready?

0:23.2

We haven't inaugurated this president, and we're talking about 2020, because it's easy to write about.

0:28.6

What about talking about climate change and whether the planet survives?

0:31.8

What about talking about income and wealth, any quality in America?

0:34.4

What about talking about youth unemployment in African-American communities of 30-40 percent? What about talking about youth unemployment in african-american communities

0:37.9

of thirty forty percent what about talking about immigration reform criminal

0:41.3

justice reform

0:42.6

those are the issues that the american people need to be engaged in

0:45.7

the far talking about who's going to be running in twenty eight

0:48.4

and look at you on you look like a good candidate i mean how much one you have

0:51.0

maybe we're on you

0:53.0

i don't mean to be rude but the the American people are tired of that. They really are. They would like to hear serious discussion on serious issues. Who's running in 2020 or 2090 is of concern? And I've got to tell you, people turning off their TVs. They are tired of, you know, all of that stuff. So I, it all do respect. We got serious problems in this country.

1:12.9

And let's talk about the serious issues and not worry who's going to be running

1:16.2

a four years when we haven't even inaugurated the president who just won.

1:20.3

Well, he technically didn't just win.

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