Podcast #123: Thank God We Are White, Straight Males
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2016
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a voicemail from a listener who realizes he probably singlehandedly got Trump elected and then segues into a clarification from one of our Asian listeners about how guys can be bald but still super hot. We take a voicemail from perhaps the gayest dude EVER, and then revisit how deal-breakingly off-the-table male birth control should be since it potentially affects our mood and may cause acne and slight discomfort. Before our break we take an uncharacteristic position on the Electoral College issue. We then hear from Dick Bush, who causes us to address the issue of president Trump and what the next four years could potentially bring. Christian's Feeding Friendsy brings up how violent and intolerant the Left supposedly is, and Jason is biebered by the water-habits of people on the small and silver screens.
Also, just breathe. It's gonna be OK. Probably....
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Dick Bush here. |
| 0:02.2 | The boys said if I read this commercial, they'll keep sending me the podcast on tapes in the mail. |
| 0:08.2 | So, uh, subscribe to Drunk X pastors via your podcast app or leave them a review on iTunes. |
| 0:15.0 | You can share and follow them on Facebook and Twitter or leave them a voicemail at 21397 Drunk |
| 0:24.0 | Shop at their Amazon link |
| 0:26.8 | Drunkxpastors.com whack |
| 0:29.7 | Whack? |
| 0:32.4 | What's a whack? |
| 0:34.6 | Whack Amazon or become a patron at patreon.com. |
| 0:41.7 | Wack again, drunk ex-pastures. |
| 0:44.5 | So support the boys and God bless America. |
| 0:48.6 | Dick Bush out. |
| 0:50.3 | Hey guys, this is Tyler from Iowa. |
| 0:52.8 | I'm just driving to my work and I'm late today because I just voted. |
| 0:57.9 | I got there at 707 and left at 8 o'clock. |
| 1:01.2 | And a bunch of old people were yelling and screaming because voting took forever. |
| 1:06.6 | And I just wanted to let you guys know. |
| 1:08.5 | I voted third party because fuck Donald Trump and fuck Hillary Clinton. |
| 1:13.1 | They all suck balls. |
| 1:15.7 | Oh, also, just, I just tell you guys that you guys have a cool show. |
| 1:23.6 | And I'm proud that I voted. |
| 1:26.0 | And so I could tell you guys that I voted third party because you guys said don't vote third party. |
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