Podcast #121: Trump/Jay Z 2016: Make America Vile Again!
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2016
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a voicemail from an Asian that isn't even that boring. Jason then complains (again) about being a casino valet, while Christian displays a measure of actual happiness. Christian laments the new direction his Xfinity internet provider is taking, and then we take a call from a southern listener about what it's like to find one's self in the "in-between" stage between one set of beliefs and another. Our "Feeding Friendsy" segment tackles the thorny issue of whether rappers need to rise to the chivalric level of presidential candidates, and we give like ten seconds' worth of our attention to Pat Robertson before immediately regretting it. Christian is biebered by the best laid plans of screenwriters and men, while Jason's bieber has to do with the false effects of daydreaming.
Also, do blonde conservative news anchors get less hot the more they talk?
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Dick Bush here. |
| 0:02.2 | The boys said if I read this commercial, they'll keep sending me the podcast on tapes in the mail. |
| 0:08.2 | So, uh, subscribe to Drunk X pastors via your podcast app or leave them a review on iTunes. |
| 0:15.0 | You can share and follow them on Facebook and Twitter or leave them a voicemail at 21397 Drunk |
| 0:24.0 | Shop at their Amazon link |
| 0:26.8 | Drunkxpastors.com whack |
| 0:29.7 | Whack? |
| 0:32.4 | What's a whack? |
| 0:34.6 | Whack Amazon or become a patron at patreon.com. |
| 0:41.7 | Wack again, drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:44.5 | So support the boys and God bless America. |
| 0:48.6 | Dick Bush out. |
| 0:49.8 | Hi, drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:52.1 | This is Jennifer and I'm Asian. |
| 0:57.0 | And I just wanted to call because I have another friend who's Asian and we listen to you. |
| 1:05.0 | Cool. |
| 1:06.0 | I believe in Jesus. She doesn't anymore. |
| 1:10.0 | But we can both really relate to a lot of this stuff that you |
| 1:13.9 | guys say and you make us laugh a lot so we just wanted you to know that your |
| 1:22.5 | humor and the topics you cover can cross cultural boundaries. |
| 1:30.3 | And I think age gaps also. |
| 1:33.3 | Also, I know you said you're not that attracted to Asian guys. |
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