This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a delightful ditty performed by one of our female listeners, and continues with a discussion of why we ever gave those females a voice in the first place. We then introduce a new and surely ill-conceived segment titled "Zat Racist?" in which we seek to convince ourselves that we're not horrible bigots (and are remarkably successful in the attempt). Jason shares another one of his oversimplifications about how two seemingly unrelated things are in fact pretty much the same, all based on the slimmest amount of actual evidence. We delve a bit into the whole "email controversy" and whether Hillary's scandals compare to her husband's. After our break we discuss abortion, and specifically whether the rhetoric on both sides is fair or intentionally misleading (as in, is the issue really about "choice"? And does Hillary really advocate stabbing a baby with a fork as it slides out the vag?) Christian breaks down the Right's contrast of Obama and Putin (the latter of whom, apparently, is awesome), and Jason explains how Karmic Jesus punishes his co-valets for not giving him what he wants. Christian's bieber has to do with people waking up from fainting at inconvenient times, while Jason is biebered by one of women's apparently universal skills.

Also: No hard feelings, Asia. We good, right?