Podcast #112: All You Need is Love

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2016

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

This episode of DXP begins with a caller's suggestion about Jason's comic book alter ego, after which we address the emotional rollercoaster ride that is our Patreon pledges. We answer some listeners' questions about Seattle and Satanism, and then segue into the danger of listening to the devil's music. We then turn to our main topic of love, dating, and heartbreak, addressing such issues as "Is the dating scene really that depressing?"; "Is love worth the oft-ensuing pain it causes?"; and "Does fighting for a relationship equal weakness, and does that matter?" Speaking of love, Christian is biebered by trite platitudes concerning it, while Jason's bieber is about people getting wet.

Also, if you think this show is scandalous and irreligious, you should listen to it backwards.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Fiona Stelman, Christian's best friend's daughter.
0:08.5	For some reason, my dad likes doing this podcast, and you, life isn't into it, but I'm not allowed to.
0:14.9	If you want them to keep doing the show, they need your support.
0:19.2	Become a Patreon.
0:30.0	By going to patreon.com slash drunk ex-pastors and pledging money for each episode. When you shop online for Legos, do it at amazon.com slash drunk ex-pastors. You can donate on PayPal and write them a five-star
0:42.4	review on iTunes and tell my dad how awesome he is. Or you could just send them whiskey. This stuff
0:50.6	doesn't just fall out of sky for free like manna from heaven, you know.
0:55.2	And now, here they are.
0:57.8	My dad, Jason, and the other bulb guy, you're drunk ex-pastors.
1:06.3	Hey, guys.
1:08.1	Stephen calling from Texas.
1:13.1	Long-time listener, a first-time caller.
1:19.8	I know a lot of people usually leave voicemails that have some kind of deep theological question.
1:22.2	I'm not going to bore you with that.
1:41.0	I just wanted to make my case for the fact that Jason is kind of like Daredevil from the, well, it's from the comic books, but from the Netflix TV show in the way that he's a Catholic, A.
1:49.0	And Daredevil, the guy in Matt Murdoch he wears the glasses that he really doesn't need because he's blind. Anyway, I was just thinking about that on my way home, figured I'd call.
1:54.0	Also, Christian has some pretty massive calves I saw in a video on YouTube, which is insane.
2:03.8	They're like full-grown cows.
2:06.3	Anyway, Dick Bush trimmed out.
2:12.3	What YouTube video shows my calves?
2:15.9	I don't know.
2:17.1	That's a good question.
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