Podcast #113: O Colin, Can You See?
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2016
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
This episode of DXP is light on serious content but heavy on verse, so if you're uncomfortable with two grown men taking turns citing poetry back and forth, best to move along. Before we get to that, however, we reminisce about the hard-hitting episodes of our favorite '80s TV shows and take a voice mail about Alfred Lloyd Tennyson. We then commiserate with another caller about the worst (or most awesome) excuse to cut a date short. We take some time to discuss the controversial actions of Colin Kaepernick, a man so unpatriotic he has the audacity to protest authority and the abuse of power (the founding fathers would be so ashamed). Our "Dick Move, God" segment explores the plight of a woman pimped out then cast aside (by another woman, no less), and Christian's bieber involves a lot of math, while Jason's demonstrates that he watches too many movies.
Also, only Hank Moody can reference fingerbanging a cat and it be funny.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Dick Bush here. |
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| 0:46.4 | god bless america dick bush out how's it going pretty good how are you been a rough day actually |
| 0:53.6 | for me are you i was going to say are you? Been a rough day, actually, for me. |
| 0:54.8 | I was going to say, are you, you just asked me how I am and then you described my day perfectly. No, I was talking about me. I was talking about me. It was a rough day. Why was it a rough day? Oh, just, you know, kind of just relationship stuff, just, you know, stuff like that. No, I don't know. Nothing as bad as, you know, you, but I do feel like I should be able to sometimes have a tough day, too. It's been, what has been? It's been 80 days since you've been able to have a tough day. Right? It's been 80 days of what you think you're having a bad day. Let me tell you what my day's been like. Yeah. Well, at least you're not a high-ranking official in North Korea. Oh, yeah, he got killed, huh? He got smoked. |
| 1:29.7 | Executed for bad posture. like yeah well at least you're not a high ranking official in north korea oh yeah he got killed |
| 1:28.6 | he got smoked executed for not for bad posture yeah kim jang un just like uh yeah yeah i guess |
| 1:34.9 | some guy fell asleep in some meeting and so kim jang un is that his name yeah had him uh executed |
| 1:42.1 | you ever seen um america what that, what's the puppet movie? |
| 1:46.0 | America World Police, Team America World Police. Yeah. Because Kim Jong-il's in it. Oh, right. He's not his father. He's one of the puppets guys. It's pretty funny movie. No, I've never seen it. Yeah, that's pretty rad. Um, so you doing all right? I'm doing all right |
| 1:58.6 | Yeah |
| 1:59.2 | Yeah and I'm just there's that |
| 2:01.0 | And then there's money issues |
| 2:02.8 | Yeah |
| 2:03.1 | Because rent's due today |
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