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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #110: Sexism and the Olympics

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2016

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a voicemail leading to our resolving, for serious this time, to finally schedule a DXP cruise. After a shot of Hornitos we take a voicemail suggesting we start doing movie reviews, another pointing out what an uninvolved father Jason is, and still another from a guy asking for tips for his devotional trip through the Satanic Bible. We discuss WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange's recent release of the DNC's emails, and then weigh recent claims that the network's coverage of the Olympics has been sexist toward broads. Christian's "Feeding Friendsy" focuses on whether Trump's promises to deport some people and nuke others is really all that worrisome, and Jason's "Livin' Lodge" segment introduces us to perhaps the most entitled douche ever. Christian's bieber focuses on the proper way to stalk pedestrians, while Jason is biebered by promises that he'll save 15% of more on car insurance.

Also, that Turkoman Warrior person? Damn.

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:02.2

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0:08.2

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0:15.0

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0:24.0

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0:26.8

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0:29.7

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0:32.4

What's a whack?

0:34.6

Whack Amazon or become a patron at patreon.com.

0:41.4

Wack again, drunk ex-pastures.

0:44.0

So support the boys and God bless America.

0:48.5

Dick Bush out.

0:49.6

Okay, I'm listening to you guys talk about your trips through Europe.

0:53.9

I thought you all were fucking flat broke.

0:56.5

How do you afford to go to Europe?

0:58.4

You definitely sound like a couple of gay guys recollecting your exploits in Europe and watching movies.

1:06.7

I mean, how a lame can you get?

1:10.6

Dude, he sounds like that redneck, that liberal redneck Crowder, whatever's name is, Boyd Crouter.

1:16.0

Yeah, the guy's so funny.

1:18.2

Well, for the record, we haven't gone to Europe in a long time.

1:20.6

Four years.

1:21.4

Uh-huh.

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