Podcast #109: Postmodern Polygamy
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2016
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, we begin by being reminded of how many babies have "slid out of vaginas" since we've been born, and we then compare comic book fans to Trump voters. We take a helpful call with tips for how Jason can write a bestseller, and then spend way more time than expected discussing the relation between postmodernism and man-buns. We explore the issue of how good an actor Bradley Cooper must be to have to convince Republicans that he's not actually that sniper guy who died, and then weigh in on Utah's newest Polygamy and Incest Society. Jason's bieber has to do with inner compasses, while Christian is biebered by Vegas's ladies of the night.
Also, sorry for not finishing Christian's Vegas story after the break. #Alcohol
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Dick Bush here. |
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| 0:44.5 | So support the boys and God bless America. |
| 0:48.6 | Dick Bush out. |
| 0:50.7 | Well, I was just listening to the most recent episode of DXP and something caught me in the summer of 95 while you were falling through the air at Terminal Velocity, I was falling out of my mother's vagina. |
| 1:07.7 | So I just enjoy that and how old you are, both of you. |
| 1:12.4 | Anyway, love you guys. |
| 1:13.8 | Have a great day. |
| 1:14.8 | The fact that you're falling out of your mother's vagina makes me think that's disturbing. |
| 1:19.0 | Either you were a really small baby or she has a really big vagina. |
| 1:24.2 | Thanks. |
| 1:24.7 | I needed that. |
| 1:26.5 | I needed to feel old today. I just got back from Vegas where I went to go see a movie one night by myself. |
| 1:33.4 | Ah, nice. Was it like a honeymoon in Vegas or something? No. It was leaving Las Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. |
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