Podcast #108: A Kinder, Gentler Calvary Chapel?
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2016
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
This episode of DXP begins on a bad note (something involving a caller telling us how hellbound and sinister we are), after which we consider how ironic Trump's running mate is for decrying name-calling (he's such a moron). Jason reveals what's next for his career, after which we discuss whether Bernie ever really felt the Bern. We share our thoughts on the new Tony Robbins documentary, and another caller offers us a devilish deal that's too good to pass up. We turn our attention to our former church, Calvary Chapel, and discuss whether they're going liberal (and whether that's actually a good thing). Christian's "Feeding Friendsy" is hard to narrow down, and his bieber involves TV violence, while Jason is biebered by people who don't look where he is pointing.
Also, we're totally open to a Date with Destiny.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, listeners. It is because of you that the drunk ex-pastors are able to do what they love, |
| 0:05.6 | which is make people laugh, think, consider, and argue via the internet. They know you love being |
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| 0:25.7 | This way, you are always up to date on the latest comment or, which we all enjoy. |
| 0:30.4 | Or, if you want to voice your opinion the old-fashioned way, call 213-97 drunk and leave a voicemail. |
| 0:37.7 | I promise you will be heard. |
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| 0:45.2 | Buy some whiskey and then send it to them. |
| 0:48.0 | They get a little bit of a kick from your purchase, |
| 0:50.5 | and you will further fuel their habit, |
| 0:52.6 | which is all for your entertainment, of course. |
| 0:55.0 | Now, here's the best part, patreon.com, whack, truck ex-pastors. |
| 1:00.6 | You can pledge money per podcast or per month, whichever you like. |
| 1:04.5 | If there are five new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian will go full on atheist |
| 1:09.5 | and never look back. |
| 1:11.5 | If there are 10 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian will go full on atheist and never look back. If there are 10 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Jason will let one of you pick a new |
| 1:17.0 | religion for him. If there are 50 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian and Jason |
| 1:23.4 | will switch lives for a year and document it on the podcast every week. |
| 1:27.9 | Thank you all again so much for listening. |
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