Podcast #107: Caring Capitalists and Selfish Socialists
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2016
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a voicemail reminding us how annoyed people get when we have feelings. We then tackle the issue of what does and does not constitute a spoiler (and what the statute of limitations on spoiling stories is). After revisiting the Pokémon Go craze we spend some time being annoyed with Dennis Prager's comparison of capitalism and socialism (you'll never guess which one makes people selfishly want to capitalize [ahem] on the weakness of others). Jason gives us an update on his book and in so doing discusses the issues of smug certainty vs. agnosticism. In our "Feeding Friendsy" segment Christian explains why Jesus hates black people, and our "Dick Move, God" portion of the show features a young man whose relationship with his father has become a tad strained of late (can't figure out why). Christian is biebered by elevator etiquette, while Jason's bieber involves the nocturnal goings-on in the homes of TV families.
Also, we've read to the end of Game of Thrones, and the White Walkers totally win.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Dick Bush here. |
| 0:02.2 | The boys said if I read this commercial, they'll keep sending me the podcast on tapes in the mail. |
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| 0:32.4 | What's a whack? |
| 0:34.6 | Whack Amazon or become a patron at patreon.com. |
| 0:41.7 | Wack again, drunk ex-pastures. |
| 0:44.5 | So support the boys and God bless America. |
| 0:48.6 | Dick Bush out. |
| 0:49.9 | Hey guys, it's Heather from Stockton, California again. |
| 0:54.8 | I decided to listen to your podcast |
| 0:58.1 | bright and early on this Monday morning. |
| 1:00.5 | In about 10 minutes in, I wanted to kill myself. |
| 1:03.2 | And I didn't know that it was such a foreshadowing |
| 1:05.8 | to my fucked up day. |
| 1:07.6 | So, thanks for starting my fucked up Monday |
| 1:10.7 | with your depressed depressed rambling. But I hope everything's |
| 1:18.0 | better for you guys. Thanks. Yeah, Christian. What? Not me. Yeah, you're the one who made her |
| 1:24.6 | kill herself almost. Sorry about that. No depressed ramblings this week I promise. Yeah, that was pretty funny. Thanks, Heather. Yeah. How's it going? I'm kind of down. Because it's Julyuary in Washington. I'm looking at the window at clouds and rain. Yeah. But it's supposed to be 80s the whole next 10 days. Yeah, it's going to be 80s for 10 days and sunny. But, no, I'm just like annoyed for a couple reasons. Number one, go on. I just forked over $180 I don't have for an Apple TV. And I go to watch just like two days ago. Yesterday. Dude, yesterday. Yes. And I go to watch Mad Men last night and there's just no volume. It's playing the ambient sounds, but not the actual dialogue. Yeah. But I watch something on Hulu and it works. So, okay, it's not like a cable's unconnected because hulu works but netflix doesn't and then i of course |
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